One of my most trustworthy news sources is an imitation from cartoon which presents as a talking fish on Instagram

I spent the entire 2nd half of that video in fear that it was actually an elaborate “octopodeez nuts” joke

If he’s dual CEO of a different company called Seed, he could be Johnny Apple-Seed

This guy knows ball

Could? Absolutely?

Will? …

JJK is an anime, they have names for their special moves that usually have the form “Domain Expansion: {adjective} {noun}”

“sex knob: giant hammer” sounds like a JJK technique

This one is fun to say.

Calamari exists on English too, I wonder where it is borrowed from

You’ll have to speak up, I can’t hear you over this rotund tits

Both can be true.

The data can say whatever you want if you torture it enough

No I think it’s because they can be arranged in an ∞ figure

First I can’t own the libs, now I can’t own a gun. The commies have taken everything from me

It’s the argument style, and the “it’s not X, it’s Y” conclusion. Very common in LLM speak. Doesn’t mean it is, though

If you can’t afford bones for everyone, then you can’t bring bones to class

The irony of tolerating intolerant people to exist openly is that it actually erodes tolerance overall