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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    14 hours ago

    What the heck are OSHA violations?

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      Serious answer, because everyone should know this:

      Occupational Safety and Health Administration

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      Some kind of japanese thing.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    1 day ago

    1/10 You need to learn how apostrophes work.

    • Maven (famous)@piefed.zipOP
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      1 day ago

      I, know, no, masters. My body, cannot be, chained by mortal laws, of grammar.

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        1 day ago

        Take it easy there Mr Shatner.

  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    make sure a copy of She Comes First is in the background of your selfies (ideally with other books, because reading is hot)

    (bonus points if you actually read it … or, you know, read at all)

    • insufferableninja@sh.itjust.works
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      I thought I already knew everything there was to know about oral, and then I read She Comes First. Now I know for sure, I already knew everything there was to know about oral.

      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        ok, maybe don’t mention that on a date - unless you can swing it to sound more like you know how to actually please women and you aren’t just lacking humility

        • insufferableninja@sh.itjust.works
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          My wife might be upset if I took my oral skills out on a date with anyone but her

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will

    • Maven (famous)@piefed.zipOP
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      1 day ago

      Still no reply so it’s not looking great.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    He used to be a Grand Wizard

    A high ranking member of the KKK? Racist cat?

    • Maven (famous)@piefed.zipOP
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      No like a wizard who is grand.

      Do not allow the racists to steal having a really large staff and going “I CAST FIREBALL” really loudly.

      • Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
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        Workshop it a bit.

        High Magus of Canterbery

        Evil Sorcorer of Dundee

        Chief Alchemist of Sheffield

        The misconception may be noticed and its an honest mistake, but we can work on cat lore.

  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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    Cats AND talk about OSHA violations? Sign me up.

    What are your opinions on the use of fall-restraint devices when operating Group A MEWPs such as Scissor Lifts?

    • Kathmandu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Above like 12 feet, ya. But required all the time???

  • jeffep@lemmy.world
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    Does he have sex with other cats now?

    • Maven (famous)@piefed.zipOP
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      No he lost his balls in the transformation

      • jeffep@lemmy.world
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        … as so many of them do! Sad!

  • YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip
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    I’d advise against using the term “grand wizard” .

    • Maven (famous)@piefed.zipOP
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      Yeah I fully didnt think about it until my friend from the south noticed after I’d already sent it.

      Thankfully my cat isnt a racist, he’s actually cool and based and epic and used to dress like this:

      Bugsy irl

      • Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        You have a very cool cat. Give Bugsy an extra treat for me.

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    Well you see, there are two types of OSHA violations. One type is just a company trying to be cheap and cut corners, creating potentially hazardous conditions for their workers. I’m not in favor of that type. The other type is just people being bored and trying to liven things up a little and really, what’s wrong with that?

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Depends if they can wind up deadening things up instead

      • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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        1 day ago

        It’s just a prank, bro. Chill out!

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