My man is drowning in sisypuss

What makes it especially hard is when the guy next in line is breathing down your neck

We need a Stop Killing Cars movement

Hey I know this guy!

But this one is Clauder

There’s a difference when violence results from instinct and/or having no other choice, and actively choosing violence. But this distinction is even more damning, as we see many smarter animals become capable of cruelty/spite/malice. Like that tiger who stalked and killed a man in revenge, or dolphins/orcas inventing elaborate methods of toying with their prey, or chimps being outright genocidal psychos.

I imagine with all that accumulated grime the mustache collapses into a sticky mess by itself

Every mask I’ve worn during covid had gaps all around as well

So that’s how one gets delivered from evil

Unfortunately in that particular closet all nice clothes have been eaten by moths.

Imagine if Hafþór Björnsson was Full Þór Björnsson

I thought those were linden trees

Well in its basic form it’s a literal stick in the ground, you aren’t gonna get anything more ancient than that.

A sundial

I was recently at a venue that had two bathrooms: the unisex one which is all stalls, and one for men which is all urinals. Seems like the best of both worlds to me.

“Hey, at least my ball and chain are made of gold!”