This is a pisspost not a shitpost
I sit down when I pee
There’s nothing that crazy ‘bout me
I’m just takin’ a whiz, mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number twoNo can do, I’m taking a pee
Sitting on the loo, having a good long weeAre you sitting down?
I’m sitting down
And you’re not making brown?
I’m not making brown
Are you making iced tea?
Just lemonade
But are you sitting down?
I’m sitting down!
Why don’t you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal canIf you really wanna know why I’m sitting strong
I just can’t stand touching my dongWhy did I hear Eminem’s voice shouting this?
Eminem & Dre. Eminem is the one sitting down to pee. Dre has to go number two.
What? Surely this is Dizzee Rascal?
Sit at home, stand at work. My daughter would reach through my legs and try to grab the stream so it’s just habit now.
Both of my sons sit, I stand. I’m not sure what I did to deserve such considerate children as they just started doing it on their own before my oldest was even ten but bathroom upkeep was improved so much. I try to be conscious and careful and I still always wipe the rim with toilet paper after before I wash my hands unless the toilet is gross af.
I don’t want to bother putting my pants down and sitting down and standing up just to pee. Too much bother
I do like to sit, but it’s a lot harder to get those last few drops out. Sometimes I think I’m all good and then I stand up just to have a few more drops get pushed out right into my pants or underwear. That is definitely not elite.
Stand and dab with toilet paper
And push on the underside right where your balls are attached.
Warning: this works reliably until you’re about 45. Then it doesn’t quite finish the job anymore.
No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.
For me it’s not just a few drops, I can genuinely pee a few cl extra when I stand up, so I never feel quite empty when I sit down to pee.
I suspect this is more about the movement. I’m interested to know how it compares if you pee standing, but then sit immediately after.
Anatomically, the sitting position should provide a better path to emptying the bladder, and there are several comments here saying the opposite to you.
I think the very best for emptying is pee sitting, then stand, sit back down, and see if any more will come out.
When standing up it’s definitely harder to get the last drops out. Sitting is easy as fuck, just use TP. On urinals there is no TP, so can’t get rid of the last 1-2 drops. Never have that problem when sitting due to TP.
I’ve been a devoted sitter for a while. If you stand, you are peeing on your floor. Maybe not a lot, maybe not even a perceptible amount on any individual trip, but definitely some, and over time, a lot. I’m of the opinion it’s weird to pee on your own floor, and have been enthusiastically lambasted for this on multiple occasions. Some men for example find it unmanly. Which, putting aside for a moment the fact that there is no inherent correlation with manliness and goodness, is bullshit. Unless they stand to pee when pooping, they already pee sitting down on a regular basis. All I’m doing is increasing the frequency of seated micturation.
You’re weird because apparently you don’t clean your bathroom floors.
Sure, microscopic amounts of pee gets on the floor. Then, every couple of weeks you clean your bathroom.
You know that when you flush a toilet you aerosolize a bit of the contents and they drift out and land around the room too. Does that bother you?
I guess I would just say that I feel the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none. Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing. I can however see a way around electing to pee in a sloppy manner because I’m lazy. Though arguably sitting is famously more comfortable than standing, so perhaps impatient would be more accurate than lazy.
Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing
There is one, embrace the sink. Become a sink pisser, it’s just like a pissoir which you wash your hands and face in!
I can’t see a way around flushing
the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none
Nobody’s talking about willfully peeing on the floor, we’re only talking about microscopic amounts of pee mist that could drift away from the stream when you’re peeing from 50 cm from the bowl instead of 10 cm from the bowl.
I just don’t want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.
So, don’t piss on other people’s floors. Aim better. You can still do that while standing up.
AOE/Splash damage 🤷
If that escapes the bowl, you’re doing it wrong.
That’s why you close the lid to flush… That absolutely bothers me, I wear retainers and they clean in a solution on the counter during the day. I don’t want pee on them or my toothbrush!
I’m sorry to tell you this but closing the lid doesn’t stop viral aerosol contamination and it’s been researched https://www.ajicjournal.org/article/S0196-6553(23)00820-9/fulltext
So, it doesn’t stop it, but it definitely helps.
Closing the lid makes zero difference.
Every toilet I’ve seen has a big air gap under the seat even when the seat is down.
Every mask I’ve worn during covid had gaps all around as well
Which is why only an N95 or similar has any benefit for the wearer.
You were wearing it wrong.
If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash
Unless you take a bath / shower immediately after using the toilet, you’re then walking around with a thin coating of waste on you all day.
by your own logic, why bother using the toilet, or even having one? Just pee on the floor like a real man. I mean you clean it anyways.
Every couple of WEEKS?
Skill issue
Just lean over the toilet tf
A lot of short kings don’t have this issue.
If you’re a taller dude, not only do you get backsplash on the floor, but on your legs as well.
You either have to piss straight into the water which is just an obnoxious sound, or you piss on the porcelain and get backsplash.
If you dont believe me, pour some water into a cup normally, and pour some water into a cup from 30cm higher.
Sit home, stand elsewhere
You’re all wrong. The only proper way is to sit down in reverse. It gives you direct access to the funnel, zero chance of missing.
Plus you can use the back of the toilet as a little table for your snacks
I see that you too, are a watcher of South Park. Good day to you sir!
Sitting down is also more quiet. Just dip the tip in the water and go for it.
Ah yes the lemonade percolator, classic.
There’s a very specific tuck you have to perform to prevent that while not stopping the stream. The struggle is real.
Wait what? How full does your bowl get???
You’re asking the wrong question
:(
There comes a time in a man’s life when sitting down on the toilet means your carry-on might meet an unexpected water landing.
North American? Water in toilets there is way higher than anywhere else in the world I’ve been.
There are a few medical studies that promote sitting because the muscles men use to urinate relax more while sitting.
12.000 years human civilization and you still pee like Ötzi. Some things improved since then. Consider it brother.
The only downside to sitting is that sometimes I end up pissing through the gap between the toilet and the seat all over my own pants.
When in doubt press it down. Thats what i do when going with a chubb.
I sit because it’s less stressful and more healthy for my prostate.
more healthy
how?
The 3 fingers, mostly.
