Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.
But then you don’t get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That’s one of the best parts of being a man!
I sit down sometimes when I’m tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!
I think if anyone did the research on this, they’d find that showers are okay with sitting but growers absolutely need to stand.
My dick dips into the toilet water if I sit to pee.
I sit to pee at home. Out in the wild no fuckin’ way.
It’s great as long as you don’t pee perfectly forward and don’t realize it until you’re standing up in a pool of pee.
No matter what I try, this just happens sometimes, so sitting or standing are both awful
How does that happen? You point your dick straight down and the stream decides to shoot out at a 90 degree angle?
It’s too small, maybe about half an inch or less. There isn’t much else to explain. Stream often lands between the bowl and the seat and I don’t realize it until it’s too late
So you tilt your hips down? That’s how you direct pee with a vulva.
After moving into my own house as a teen, I always sit at home. I’m the dude who has to clean the washroom.
At a public place with a urinal, I’ll stand. I always feel weird sitting on it.
Im not interested in getting pee splash on my pants, shoes and floor for macho points.
Nope less energy and it’s easy to finish up and run. It was engineered that way for a reason.
Only time I pee standing up is if I’m outside or I’m at work and have zero time to waste
Ever peed standing while wearing shorts? It’s disgusting. Just sit down like a civilized person. Or clean the toilet yourself, properly, so you know how nasty it is to wipe away pee splatters all over the place from you and all other men who didn’t sit down.
Sitting down is also much more relaxing.
…is this the reason guys prefer longer shorts? So they don’t feel the splashback of toilet water on their legs when they stand to pee? You guys don’t care if it spashes back you just prefer to wear it all day obviously?
… its not toilet water thats splashing
Standing is just gross. Pee mists everywhere, even if you have perfect aim. All around the toilet and the wall and floor near it.
And if you need proof of this, visit the house of a bachelor that never cleans.
Sitting unless I’m in the forest.
Uh we have a shower
I can tell you exactly when I started sitting to pee. The day after I took over the bathroom cleaning chore.
Yeah, I sit when I pee.

They’re both correct. Only difference is the moment.






