• mursejoy@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.

  • BeUnique@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    But then you don’t get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That’s one of the best parts of being a man!

    I sit down sometimes when I’m tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!

  • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I think if anyone did the research on this, they’d find that showers are okay with sitting but growers absolutely need to stand.

  • SlothMama@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    It’s great as long as you don’t pee perfectly forward and don’t realize it until you’re standing up in a pool of pee.

    No matter what I try, this just happens sometimes, so sitting or standing are both awful

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      3 days ago

      How does that happen? You point your dick straight down and the stream decides to shoot out at a 90 degree angle?

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        It’s too small, maybe about half an inch or less. There isn’t much else to explain. Stream often lands between the bowl and the seat and I don’t realize it until it’s too late

  • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    After moving into my own house as a teen, I always sit at home. I’m the dude who has to clean the washroom.

    At a public place with a urinal, I’ll stand. I always feel weird sitting on it.

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Ever peed standing while wearing shorts? It’s disgusting. Just sit down like a civilized person. Or clean the toilet yourself, properly, so you know how nasty it is to wipe away pee splatters all over the place from you and all other men who didn’t sit down.

    Sitting down is also much more relaxing.

    • Vreyan31@reddthat.com
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      3 days ago

      …is this the reason guys prefer longer shorts? So they don’t feel the splashback of toilet water on their legs when they stand to pee? You guys don’t care if it spashes back you just prefer to wear it all day obviously?

  • Routhinator@startrek.website
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    3 days ago

    Standing is just gross. Pee mists everywhere, even if you have perfect aim. All around the toilet and the wall and floor near it.

    And if you need proof of this, visit the house of a bachelor that never cleans.

    Sitting unless I’m in the forest.