I thought you said: no strins attached?
I see no UV paint, glow sticks or glitter so this can’t be from the 90s
Wow. Last rave I was at had a guy in chainmail.
This is all American rave stuff, around here it’s just black, black and more black.
Those are accessories/makeup so are counted separately
Ahhhhh that explains it
Everyone: How do you use it?
Me: I use one rope to make the triangle around my shaft then to my thighs. Afterwards, I use the high point for support and tie my balls off so thet float.
How it looks!

Tie one to the end of my penis and attach it to one tied around my head above the chin. That way when i look around and talk to people it looks like my penis is following the conversation.
Enough Internet for today
Uh, what do I do if my penis detaches
🎵 I whip my hair back and forth
Hovering thing that orbits your head. Or if its really long; dick halo.
Is she dressing for -30°C?!?!?! Why is she wearing so many layers?!?!?!?!
Pictured are both options she was choosing between.
Is this 1996?
dude question, wouldn’t the string getting into the secret valley be uncomfortable?
It’s not really a secret.
I have balls, I have no idea how a string like that interacts with a vagina. If it isn’t a secret, someone please tell me
very uncomfortable, vagina and scrotum.
You misspelled comfortable.
What happened to that ‘fingerbra challenge’ tiktok and the like used to do?
Pics or it didn’t happen!
When you wear something to look more naked than being naked
Shoes, socks, and nothing else
Or just a t-shirt and flip-flops.
winnie the pooh style
Oh bother.
Put a jockstrap on that and I’ve seen it in a locker room porno
Black shoes, black socks.
Dress shoes, no less. Ideally those penny loafers with the tassels.
Black hat. Cadillac. Yeah, the boys a time bomb.
It’s this a thing?
Are women usually scantily-clad at raves?Do I need to go to more raves?Absolutely
Maybe not quite this bare but yes
So much so now that older, jaded ravers complain about it.
Eh screw those prudes. People are there to have fun. If girls wanna dress sexy, get fucked up and dance until they inevitably leave to get laid, thats up to them (ideally, ofc, barring any creepers taking advantage of them).
In all the raves ive been to, I remember absolutely zero people actually complaining about go-go dancers. There are lots of things to complain about but “girls dress too sexy” is the most smoothbrained one of all
For context im an elder millennial in his 40s
If we wanna complain about how nobody spins drum’n’bass anymore though im here for it, junglist massive
Make sure they match your dates shoestrings. In case his shoes fall off.

I’m all for this kind of frugality
Floss for mental undressing.
Is that what they mean by Mental Floss?
Glad I didn’t have to explain it.
An outfit made of tiles? In this economy?
They want an outfit that floors people.

What can I say? My kids may be adults now, but I’ll always be a dad.








