The only thing worse than explosive diarrhea is surprise explosive diarrhea.
Fun fact: Your asshole makes the same exact movement as your mouth does for both ‘poop’ and ‘explosive diarrhea’.
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOooooooooo?
That’s freedom for you!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
What is freedom if not freedom to blow your ass out?
It’s more “efficient” to give more money to oligarchs. While everyone else gets sick.
And of course everything has gone to shit!
Well, yeah, the parasites are charge, now. Just look at the expression on RFK’s human leather mask. It’s like that alien from Men in Black.
It was like he was wearing an RFK Jr. suit.
Now give me sugar … in water
I thought he looks like Sutherland in the 1978 Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
RFK Jr is obviously in the pocket of Big Parasite after what happened.
He did have a brain worm. Was it on accident? I don’t know.
They got tired of seeing that shit. Literally.
I wonder if Corey Doctorow’s thesis about the enshittification of platforms extends to America.
They certainly flooded the zone, huh.
If you don’t test it, it doesn’t exist!
Didn’t RFK have a brain parasite at one point? His parasite advocacy makes a lot more sense if you consider that he really might just be a brain worm piloting a vaguely human shaped mecha.
at one point
implying the brain worms ever left
I still cannot help but wonder if the cancellation of BrainDead (2016) was not a conspiracy…
The trouble is, the source of the brain worm story was … him. So if you believe it, you’re taking a brain-worm-victim’s word on his condition.
The brain worm story came up during a divorce trial. He argued that the worm lowered his income potential and he should pay less alimony.
Also he didn’t have an actual worm munching at his brain. What he had was a tapeworm cyst. When a tapeworm egg is ingested they hatch as larvae that will pass through the intestinal wall and migrate, usually to the muscles, where they form these cysts. If something eats the meat with the cyst then the worm will pop out and turn into an adult. Now the worms don’t really control where they will end up so sometimes they can end up in the brain or the liver or other organs. The cyst can remain for a few years but eventually it will die.
The tapeworm egg could have ended up in his gut in a few ways. He could have had an adult tapeworm and picked up some of the eggs it lays by not washing his hands properly. He could have eaten vegetables that were fertilized with human feces and which were not washed properly. He could have ate someone’s butthole and that person had a tapeworm.
Can it really cross the blood-brain barrier?
Bunch of things can cross it. The worms are large enough that they can force their way through by mechanical means.
The guy collects roadkill carcasses, I think we know where the worm came from.
I sincerely doubt he bothers to wash his hands if he was being serious about snorting coke from random toilet seats.
That’s not even the most disgusting thing that he’s said either. I think it’s safe to assume personal hygiene isn’t at the top of his priorities.
Just as expected, if you elect parasites to office you get parasite friendly policies.
if you elect parasites to office you get parasites
friendly policies.FTFY
I’ve thought about this since the beginning, they’re trying to cull us without having to do it with their own hands. They know exactly what they’re doing when they stop monitoring things like dangerous, deadly parasites.
Yes, fascist eugenics is the only thing that makes sense of current US Government policies.
Gross incompetence makes even more sense.
Some, like Kennedy, are pretty clear about eugenist views
He’s. Working. For. Russia. And. China.
Going to the states is safe enough just don’t drink the water
Actually this outbreak is because of uncooked fruits/berries/vegetables. Basically the farm workers don’t have bathrooms or handwashing stations, so they go on the side of the field and return to work without washing their hands. Then poop bacteria gets on the produce they pick and it makes people sick.
In the United States the average farmer is a millionaire with a 6 figure income and they could easily afford to have port a potties and handwashing stations. But they’re too cheap or lazy so 1000+ people have gotten sick.
They stopped monitoring Trump?
