That’s because the parasite got into Ole Gravel Gullet’s brain, fucked the dead worm, and then hijacked his last 6 brain cells to make the old bastard his puppet.
that worm, is called HEROIN it destroyed his brain, and he used heroin to drive one of his family members to OD.
You’ll probably find that the EPA rollbacks we’ve been doing around irrigation laws is what’s causing the issue in the first place. Too much poop in the salad mix.
Exactly why I don’t buy American produce, and strongly advise others against it as well.
I try, but I can’t find some things, like Canadian onions at the stores. :(
wait, haven’t you switched to a beef tallow and raw milk diet yet?
When we said the US were becoming a shithole… we didn’t expect them to become one so literally.
Speak for yourself.
Makes sense, they don’t want any harm done to their own species
Diarrhea was invented by Big Toilet to sell more toilets
CDC should never have taken their eyes off Jr… I knew he was gonna cause something.
It’s not within their power. This MAHA thing is supported by the Trump regime and the Project 2025 behind it. https://www.project2025.observer/en
The age of men is over. The time of poopie doop has begun.
“Hurr”, explained Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, further elucidating with, “Duh-Durr!”
So deep and thorough… You can see why he became Health Secretary in this admin.
We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?
Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, shit, I figured death would be more intimidating though, not just an over privileged moron
He’s clearly Pestilence
I thought they were death, war, conquest and famine, though maybe famine and pestilence go together
I don’t think they are actually named
They are in the Bible, had to look it up, it looks like popular fiction often replaces conquest with pestilence since conquest and war are so similar
Maybe it’s a Protestant thing? In the Catholic New Testament only death is named
You are correct, apparently a lot of media/fiction authors swap conquest to pestilence because they feel like it’s too close to war.
I had to look it up specifically for pestilence because I was so confused how I got the idea.
So yeah I had that wrong, biblical speaking
Pratchett does Death, War, Famine and Pestilence
Thief of time spoiler
(And Kaos)
. Which is where my knowledge of them comes from!
Hehe no worries i had to look it up, I totally remembered pestilence being one instead of conquest
And the 5th horseman, Kaos (according to Terry Pratchett anyway)
If diarrhea is good enough for the President of the United States to carry around in his diaper 24/7, it’s good enough for us and good enough for our salads.
Finally! The TP stockpile that sits in the garage since COVID can be sold!!11
Strong hands will be rewarded. Fucking hodl.
They got a
manworm on the inside.The pedophile in chief felt lonely being the only one with shit in his pants all the time
The rumor is that this parasite is what killed Lindsey Graham.
It’s a rumor I’m starting, so pass it along.
poor man was so anal retentive that he was full of shit.
It’s why he shit was coming out of his mouth all the time. So full that it constantly backed up. Anal retention is dangerous, kids.
You’re like the tenth person I’ve heard that from.
Am I helping?
