Threehalves? So… Manbearpig?
Al Gore: “I told you guys! I said I was Super Cereal.”
Why does it need four legs??? Why centaur??? Can we not???
You didn’t ask, but the horns are so it can’t fit through the door (and kill you)
It doesn’t know how to duck?
No no, you don’t undestand, it’s just to slow it down.
Of course it doesn’t know how to duck. It’s a centaur, not a duck.
It clearly doesn’t understand how to open a door, so it’s all good (right now).
Actually, according to the website the horns are cameras providing a wider view so it is more capable of doing its job. Very functionally necessary. 😁
Two-legged walk cycles are very complicated and unstable.
Wheels work great for indoor spaces, roads, tracks etc.
Well, this isn’t limited to indoor spaces, then.
Because it needs to be able to run after you no matter the terrain.
It’s meant for forestry work (good luck dodging an unexpectedly falling tree fast enough if the chainsaw hands get stuck or a branch pierces the pneumatics: bye bye expensive robot). Yes, it’s so scary I just casually mentioned CHAINSAW HANDS.
Then they need to give those four legs wheels, clearly.
first thing came to my mind are the tachikomas from ghost in the shell for some reason
Like something out of The Alchemy Wars…
Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes
alright, i actually kinda fuck with nightmare robots thats cool
If they will come in sex robot flavor, where will they put the robocoochie?
It shoots a slippery white gel from its undercarriage to cause crimilals to slip up and get confused and trapped and hnnnngh
The window to defeat the unholy alliance of fascists, technofeudalists and plutocrats in the USA is rapidly closing. After they can field such robots in mass, it’s going to be over. Forever.
If you go to Z’ha’dum, you will die
My human ass would gather my tribe and fuck that thing up bro it looks scary but nothing stands up to the sharp stick meta
Don’t forget to supplement with fast thrown rock
It even has a fucking CHAINSAW attachment ffs! 🤦🏻
I mean, how else is it supposed to slice its way inside a burning house or forest to rescue people?
Positive thinking!
jfc, could they make it any more fucking ominous?
Plus, the whole “you can easily disable it by puncturing the lung-analog air tank in its torso with a weapon or projectile” and “the horns are to slow it down moving through doorways” bits. What exactly are you trying to design against again because that sounds like a creature, or at the very least something autonomous, not a remote operated robot.
Sursly this is satire, right?
Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the “hand” and they’re all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe.
Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it’s real/credible as well.
Did you not read the company name…?
Now that’s comedy.
No, it is satyress.
“You can stop it with any handgun”
sorry, dark mode users
It was supposed to be white? I see it black on my dark mode
That’s the problem, due to a transparent background it’s black on dark, making it near-invisible
It’s a teleoperated robot, not an autonomous machine. They’re designing against bad actors who might use the robot as a murderbot
Orisa
I am simply following my programming.
Finally we’re getting to the real sexbots
Anger? You mean winning a lottery when we’re all living in the underhive for a chance to elevate to the factorium level.
