Anger? You mean winning a lottery when we’re all living in the underhive for a chance to elevate to the factorium level.
I for one welcome our robotic centaur overlords.
Okay, so… Aside from the creepy terrifying robot thing, what’s happening in this picture? Is that a door with a full plate glass window… in a wall between two hallways? Is the bot just standing in a large empty room staring through a door without opening it?
It’s to show that it can’t fit through a standard door quickly.
https://www.satyress.com/#safety
Threehalves will be substantially slowed if attempting to navigate a standard American 32"x80" door, and cannot turn around in a 42" wide hallway or enter a door orthogonal to the hallway. Larger horns can be fit to prevent any passage through pedestrian doors.
It’s hard to tell if the whole thing is a joke or not. How should much focus should be put on the name satyress
They say that they’ve made it look scary so that people will not underestimate how dangerous a robot with extreme strength could be to humans around it. Which actually sort of makes sense. It’s designed to look like a warning basically to reduce the chance of it accidentally injuring someone while working.
what the fuck
this is on the offical website
it can’t get any more threatening than thisLOL
Looks like something from the SCP wiki
I would run for my life.
Don’t worry, they made sure it’s killable!This definitely started with some engineer saying “how are we going to get around the critical design flaw of these bigass pressurized air containers in the robot being potentially explosive and relatively easy to puncture?”
Marketing it as “give the plebs you sic this thing on a fighting chance, it’ll be funny” is actually a stroke of genius lmao
How much XP will I get?
inverse airbag safety
WHY DID THEY GIVE IT COLOSSUS EYES
I’m pretty sure they know exactly what they’re doing.
That’s not a centaur, thats an abomination.
Threehalves? So… Manbearpig?
Al Gore: “I told you guys! I said I was Super Cereal.”
Why does it need four legs??? Why centaur??? Can we not???
You didn’t ask, but the horns are so it can’t fit through the door (and kill you)
Actually, according to the website the horns are cameras providing a wider view so it is more capable of doing its job. Very functionally necessary. 😁
It clearly doesn’t understand how to open a door, so it’s all good (right now).
It doesn’t know how to duck?
No no, you don’t undestand, it’s just to slow it down.
Of course it doesn’t know how to duck. It’s a centaur, not a duck.
Two-legged walk cycles are very complicated and unstable.
Wheels work great for indoor spaces, roads, tracks etc.
Well, this isn’t limited to indoor spaces, then.
Because it needs to be able to run after you no matter the terrain.
Then they need to give those four legs wheels, clearly.
first thing came to my mind are the tachikomas from ghost in the shell for some reason
It’s meant for forestry work (good luck dodging an unexpectedly falling tree fast enough if the chainsaw hands get stuck or a branch pierces the pneumatics: bye bye expensive robot). Yes, it’s so scary I just casually mentioned CHAINSAW HANDS.
Like something out of The Alchemy Wars…
Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes
alright, i actually kinda fuck with nightmare robots thats cool
If they will come in sex robot flavor, where will they put the robocoochie?
It shoots a slippery white gel from its undercarriage to cause crimilals to slip up and get confused and trapped and hnnnngh
The window to defeat the unholy alliance of fascists, technofeudalists and plutocrats in the USA is rapidly closing. After they can field such robots in mass, it’s going to be over. Forever.
If you go to Z’ha’dum, you will die
My human ass would gather my tribe and fuck that thing up bro it looks scary but nothing stands up to the sharp stick meta
Don’t forget to supplement with fast thrown rock
