Wait, I could swear he popped like a balloon in his car? No way would the fine folks at info wars tell a lie.
The Alex Jones you see is an imposter. The real Alex Jones, now deseased, would never stand up against Trump for starting an illegal war based on lies and conspiracies.
Damn Dems at it again
Alex Jones should love the draft. It’s the easiest way for the government to “Deport” brown American citizens. Off to Iran they go, into the meat grinder!
I only want to hear about Alex Jones when hes paying the families he harassed. I dont give a shit what he thinks otherwise. Fuck Alex Jones
Alex Jones will never pay for that and he will always desperately try to stay popular enough to sell his snake oil.
Yeah well him using his clout to oppose Trump is a good thing. Broken clock and all that …
He just wants to keep other fascists in power as Trump fades.
I wouldn’t mind hearing about him falling down a flight of stairs, being bitten by a rabid bat, or getting lockjaw.
Oh, that’s hardly true. I also want to hear about Alex Jones when he’s (a) living penniless on the streets, (b) suffering a painful and humiliating disease, or © dead.
I would like that as a timeline actually.
Pretty sure I recently saw on Infowars that his head blew up and he was replaced with a doppelganger. Really makes you think they’re on to something. A truly fine news source in this age of disinformation.
Popped like a balloon.
And thankfully for that Whataburger employee, it was not in fact his fault. I believe that we have confirmed that.
Stop wasting all of your urine by flushing it down the toilet! Turn that piss into gold!
And if you have too much gold, turn it back into piss
I’m gonna need a link to that 👀 that’s hilarious
What has the onion done, that wasn’t even funny
Guys I’ve found Alex Jones his Lemmy account!
- People who don’t find this funny: Alex Jones
- People who find this funny: everyone else.
I absolutely fucking love what they are doing now! It’s absurdly hilarious… Such a good show now
Tim Heidecker does the voice perfectly
I’m worried about his throat though.
The evidence is incontrovertible. :sips hogwater:
Hogwater is fucking delicious.
With a nice crab salts chaser.
I fucking love that channel.
Alex Jones desperately tries to remain relevant, news at 11.
He’s more relevant now than ever. This is the first time I’ve actually elected to watch Infowars. XD
Infowars has gotten much more entertaining lately
That’s because Alex Jones exploded. I saw it on Infowars so it must be true.
Gonna be honest I have not thought about Alex Jones since Knowledge Fight ended. Honestly I think its been way better for my mental health but I do miss having some inkling as to what is going on in the insane right grifter community.
Absolutely the same. I miss the guys. I do not miss Alex.
Dan has a new show called Show Me State of Mind, and I’m really enjoying it. Scratches that KF itch, and I don’t have to hear Alex any more!
News stories like this will enable him to rebuild. Stop it!
Doesn’t he still owe 1.5 billion to the Sandy Hook victims?
Won’t this essentially just be funneled to them?
I think the InfoWars entity protected him from personal liability. The assets from that have been seized and sold off in a lot of cases to fund that, but he can spin up new enterprises and has done so and is trying to shift attention there
So hilarious that these smoothbrains spent the 90s thinking that the likes of Janet Reno were coming for their gerns and ammo and bunkers and MREs, along with the likes of Bill Clinton (and later, Obama and Hillary). I mean, I LTFOL at that…
Then they get all onboard with the trump train and then get pikachu face when it turns out that…THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR OWN HOUSE when it comes to problematic leaders looking to fundamentally change America.
The grift gotta have contingencies lest he the STRONG PATRIOT BETA CUCK be know as a grifter who sold out his own country to foreign capital. He is clearly apart of the sea of deep state fascist international dildos who flood the zone with nonsense to diffuse revolutionary potential. He is no different from those who went to the island.
“Thats all I have to say about that” - Forest Gump
This is an imposter as the real Alex Jones popped like balloon in his car
I hear Alex Jones popped like a balloon in his car. Whoever this body double is don’t believe him. He looks like a crisis actor to me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RX8-VGDK1vQ&pp=0gcJCWQCo7VqN5tD
Something something Broken Clock something
based…?
No, pathetic.
“welp, the right wing grift resulted in me losing everything. Better publicly turn on trump to try to stay relevant”
Congrats on joining the double losers club, Alex. MTG will keep you warm, I’m sure.
