Fahrenheit is bloody stupid
Like my dicks or normal size ones because there’s a huge difference
Actually, it’s based off the erect dick length of King Charls III on a temperate day rounded up with an additional 2.5 inches added in to seem impressive.
Well color me impressed
I love how this can go either way.
It’s only 121 in my case ahahaabahavajej oh god no it’s at least three hundred i’m so sorry.
ARE THEY HARD OR SOFT
Almost certainly soft. Maybe some wealthy eccentric would frame their house in expensive hard wood as a flex, but wood framed construction is almost exclusively softwood. It grows much more quickly, is easier to work with, and is plenty strong. I wouldn’t frame a house in anything but good old-reliable Douglas Fir.
I think by definition a woody is hard
Indeed
Yes but is it a NIST Dick or a ASTM Dick?
White, black, or Asian?
American
THAT DOES NOT NARROW IT DOWN IN THE SLIGHTEST
In that case, converted to the metric system, 242 Dicks would be about 62cm.
Americanyesftfy
We all know it takes more American dicks to measure a 2x4.
Like, end to end or next to each other?
Yes
I’m never gonna ask you for directions …
Q: “Do I go Left or Right?”
A: “yes!”
Correct
The measurements will change whenever it gets cold.
so you are saying those beams cross each other an angle of 194 fahrenheit
Correct
In a row?
Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the lumber yard!
No in a line
Ah, linear dicks instead of board-dicks.
Board-foot-dicks is a very specific genre.
