saw a vid of an american woman in an english supermarket and she commented how green the bananas were which amused me you buy five or eight bananas to last the whole week right
Oh man, they go bad so quick round here
Because you can only buy yellow bananas, or?
Yes, only yellow. I don’t think I’ve ever made full use of a bunch
Peel and chop the bananas into smallish chunks and then freeze them. And you can blend the frozen bananas with some cocoa powder for really delicious chocolate nice cream.
Banana bread is the secret. Even extremely brown bananas make great bread!
Yet they’re the same people who will line up in droves at a freedom field station
Is David M. McIntosh a typical customer of the government run grocery stores? Is it normal for wealthy people to travel from another state to shop there?
Tell us that this McIntosh never saw a grocery shop from the inside without saying this literally.
David M McIntosh: yessssss when my personal shopper drives directly to the market to get food, then delivers them to my butler, who hands them off to my complement of personal chefs. I assure you therey’re nothing but the finest shade of yellow.
He prefers pink banana from the government
Tiny orange ones, more like
Ironically, there’s a phrase for someone who’s so old and out of touch that they might as well be on death’s doorstep:
“Don’t buy green bananas.”
(In the South it’s often used in a self deprecating way: “let’s just say I don’t buy green bananas.”)
Ain’t no one got time for that shit.
I’m starting in on the first banana on the way home from the store. Gotta be quick with those fuckers. Otherwise it’s a day later and you’re like “welp, gotta make bread I guess.” Eyes tearing up. It’s like a funeral for those little bitches.
You’re tempted to switch these with a fresh one from the store if you have any kids in the house, like you did when the goldfish died. I can’t tell a kid the banana went to go live on a farm upstate.
Dude, break off a couple yellows, grab some greens for later.
It’s one banana Mamdani, what could it cost, $10?
Nah, $7. It’s 30% off!
Banana Mamdani sounds like a tropical drink. 🍹🍸
There’s always money in the banana stand. Now, where’s my attorney?
I mean these are kinda excessively green. They really shouldn’t be harvested this early but then again transporting them across the world to NYC requires a very early harvest to avoid spoilage.
Once you taste a banana that was harvested when it was ripe you’ll never want another supermarket banana again.
Unfortunately I live almost 3000 miles away from where bananas grow so I’m not having a “harvested ripe” banana any time soon.
Its just because he’s part of big apple has nothing to do with the politician or bananas. He’s just trying to divert people from eating non apple fruits.
Yeah, him and his daughter Granny Smith have been saying bad things about bananas all their lives.
This asshole doesn’t know that a beautiful bunch o ripe banana hiding deadly black tarantula
Irie, mon. Daylight come, and me wanna go home.
It’s true, I don’t want to eat green bananas, but I also don’t want to eat brown bananas.
australianbananas.com.au says brown bananas are great for bbq tho and im willing to chance that because that does sound excellent
Calling McIntosh people might be the worst disservice here.
Get him to guess the price
For one banana? Can’t be more than, what, like $10?
Was I right?
AFAIK you are still right. But my knowledge may just be outdated.
I’m guessing 14 cents a banana?
They say suspiciously green banana in the same way they say Barack Hussein Obama.
I really hope there is a limit to how much Fox New’s daily message of “suspect and hate anything that looks like progress”
Hopefully the concrete benefits of cheaper groceries will sway people.
I’ve got three suspiciously green bunches of bananas at home because that’s all they had. It just means I’ve got a week before they’re anywhere close to being edible.
Costco bananas are usually green when you buy then, and then you have like 2 days to eat them after they ripen until they turn brown.
I really hope there is a limit to how much Fox New’s
spoiler alert: there isn’t
