Hot honey on a ground beef patty sandwich. With some pickled squash and a big fat slice of nightshade berries? Fuck now im hungry.
Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.
I always smother those IKEA meatballs in lingonberry jam. Delicious.
Also, I’ve heard of Lakota dishes that involve bison steaks drizzled with a blueberry reduction or compote. I’ve always wanted to try that.
IKEA meatballs, with some jam on the side
Braised(not the right word but closest i think exists in english) flakes of reindeer(or venison/moose if good quality reindeer is not available) with lingonberries (mash or jam, depending on the season) and mashed potatoes made with ungodly amounts of butter.
That is the best way to eat meat so yes, meat and berries is extremely good
I’d try it
Might be interesting to try
Found the bear.
NotMaybe the gay kind.
He’s totally hiding a bear in that writing desk.
Good idea, do the steak on the barbecue
As long as it’s not slathered in honey, it’s probably pretty tasty. I’ve had steak with a drizzle of sweet glaze before and the flavors can complement one another nicely
Looks Bear-y delicious.
I may be a bear…
Blackberry sauce for steaks is somewhat common, and delicious.
Common where?
Steakhouses and nicer restaurants, at least on the west coast of the US.
Guess I only go to shit restaurants, then.
I’ve eaten steaks at decent restaurants and haven’t really seen this. It doesn’t sound bad, just doesn’t seem as common as people here are suggesting.

Wait… this one is spelled correctly?
What the fuck, have I been brainwashed or did I transfer timelines?
WTF you talking about? That’s clearly fake, it’s Berenstien.
I don’t think I’m supposed to be on this timeline, or maybe you aren’t.
I often feel like an interloper.
All that to still misspell Bärenstein
Bear and Stein
You’ve been brainwashed, the original bit was that everyone thought it was Berenstein, when it’s actually Berenstain as depicted in the image.
Lingonberry jam is really popular with meat here in Sweden. Potatoes, meat, jam, and gravy.
I mean…

Same around all the nordics as far as I know. Just a little jam on the side
My preference is rårörda, so essentially macerated rather than cooked.
Also, chutney for boiled beef. With potatoes and leek, cabbage.
Idk if there’s a less appetizing word that can come before beef than boiled. Or any meat really.
Raw?
You can say “braised” if you want to pretend it isn’t boiled. Technically a braise should be done slower at a lower heat, but yeah, still cooking meat with water.
Braising means two steps though. You brown it first and then simmer in liquid not boil. It’s also usually not water, you’d typically use wine, stock or even beer, but not water. So no, not the same.
Wine/stock/beer are just fancy water, and simmering is just wimpy boiling.
Pretty samey.
No sear=no maillard=waaaaay less flavor. Also braising things usually aren’t fully submerged, so they can actually keep developing maillard in the oven. Wine, stock, and beer all also have and impart actual flavor, unlike plain water. Of course you can boil with those things, but then you need a lot more of them, which is more expensive/wasteful. Drastically different results using different ingredients and equipment means not really samey at all imo.
Still kinda samey, bro.
I used to think bears were cool but not after seeing this. Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred and covered in vanilla yogurt.
Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred
YEAH!!!
and covered in vanilla yogurt.
Huh?!
That’s typically a plain yogurt though IIRC and not a sweetened or flavored one
Oh alright!
Not weird at all, they’re eating like many hunter-gatherer societies used to. It was very common to season meat with fruits and honey.
I mean genuinely yes, this looks amazing.
I might have to come out of hibernation for a meal like this lol.
This is mostly unrelated but a local restaurant makes their own ketchup with honey as the sweetener and it is the best goddamn ketchup I’ve ever had
I make bread and pizza dough with honey or molasses instead of sugar and it’s fantastic. Honey is always better than sugar – except in coffee.

It tastes like feet!
Self report lol
Bears eat trash
It tracks they even eat humans too.
People eat trash too

Who doesn’t love a good milk steak?
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