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arf@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

lord give me strength

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lord give me strength

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arf@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    I was informed this is over.

    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      If it wasn’t, it is now.

      • HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world
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        11 days ago

        I want to see more meme food, it’ll be a social experiment.

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    11 days ago

    Be a lot cheaper to manufacture “69” nuggets. Pick the right font and you’d only need one shape

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      11 days ago

      Can also use Star Wars to brand them as “Order 66” nuggets. Or Get Smart with “Agent 99” nuggets.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      this sucks i got a bag of really curly 'p’s and 'q’s

      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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        10 days ago

        beter mind your P’s and Q’s

      • Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 days ago

        It’d be really odd if there was no ‘d’ and ‘b’, too.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          10 days ago

          wait fuck i been throwing those out as defective

    • pulsey@feddit.org
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      11 days ago

      imagine the disappointment when you only get 6’s in your package 😐

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 days ago

      Just call em Quotes and make em 6’s

      You may ask why not 9s? Well it’s because 7 8 9

  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Oh good. This means it’s almost over.

    • Steve@startrek.website
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      12 days ago

      I got a 67 tshirt at walmart

  • Reygle@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Burn it all down.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Turn the universe off and on again

  • Darkard@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Me, opening the bag: “Fucks sake, all these are 9’s and L’s”

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      11 days ago

      Hi dad, is that you? Are you planning to come home with the milk anytime soon?

  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Somehow 66% less protein than real chicken

    • trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 days ago

      Don’t you mean …67% ?

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        11 days ago

        No, why wou-- oh ffs

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    12 days ago

    The existence of this product is proof there is no lord to give you strength

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      12 days ago

      666777

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    I was going to try those but there must’ve been some mix-up at the packaging facility because the bag only had 9s and Ls.

    I was a little too slow.

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      12 days ago

      Am I missing a reference there’s like three of these comments?

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        No, I posted mine a minute or two after the first one. It wasn’t there when I started writing but after commenting, I refreshed the page and saw that I’d been beaten to the joke. The other one might not have read the comments.

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    12 days ago

    My package was defective it was all "9"s and "L"s.

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      12 days ago

      Darkard beat us to it.

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    12 days ago

    Purdue made these as well and I got them to annoy my friends who despise the meme… And my oven’s heating element died in protest 😂

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      Purdue… are they the ones I keep hearing about in the news selling poison chicken and killing their workers? I’m Canadian so our chicken is slightly less poison.

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      12 days ago

      You have to set it to 420 to reset

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    • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      That reminds me of this sketch

      https://youtu.be/dw0ifECyfPI?is=iynQcQ-JoUL9Fru4

    • piyuv@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      Not representative of reality; brand is too cute

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        lol, I was thinking “brand is exactly my type.”

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          10 days ago

          Adorably chubby?

          • Bilb!@lemmy.ml
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            9 days ago

            Pretty much

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              I love adorably chubby

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      11 days ago

    • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12 days ago

      Jimothy in a nutshell.

      • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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        12 days ago

        Jimothy is eternal!

      • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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        11 days ago

        Mmm Jimothy nuggets

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      11 days ago

      So in this case it’s a good thing

    • athatet@lemmy.zip
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      This happened to me with the word ‘tight’ when I heard it in a hot wheels ad.

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      You forgot the middle step. When parents discover it and ruin it, then its companies trying to profit off of it.

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        https://www.southparkstudios.co.uk/video-clips/nuxpji/south-park-how-to-kill-a-fad

        We know how to destroy them. Spread the word.

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    I don’t get it.

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      Last year, kids were saying “6, 7” for no particular reason; it was just a schoolyard meme. Old people like me started saying it. It wasn’t cool anymore because old people aren’t cool. This snack company is trying to ride the hottest trend about twelve months too late.

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    Okay, but… getting this for my tweenage daughter just to watch her slowly die of cringe would be so worth it.

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      12 days ago

      Do it. Report back.

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        10 days ago

        Wow

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      I considering buying these to mess with my kids, but it would have been a declaration of war.

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      Shout it out while dropping her off at school or with friends.

      Be relentless.

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    Okay. So where are the F7U12 Tendies?

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    Gooner Bites

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