There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.
I think it was called “the little mermaid”
I’m pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.
Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.
I’m assuming it’s this one? I admit it’s been awhile, so I don’t remember the plot:
Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?
Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?
Don’t fuck with squirrels.
god forbid men have hobbies
How am I supposed to say no to this?
cuz I put up a sign!
No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.
Did you get that from Koi Me The Horizon or just happened to source the image from wherever they sourced the koi footage? Or am I horribly misguided
Carp sexxers in shambles
If they really wanna catch more fish, they should be Hooksmaxxing.
Carpe Dickem
My Dwarf Fortress instincts are screaming in horror.
AI slop
Not a chance. Just good old fashioned Photoshop.
Yes, everything you don’t like is ai slop…
I mean that’s been mostly true in the last couple years… AI slop or neo fascism… Sometimes both :(
sad Swedish Chef noises
Is this a warning for dolphins?
squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.
Viscious? I think you meant viscous
Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They’re not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.
Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown
Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes
Mantan Moreland fan or Beasty Boys?
Beastie. But I’ve seen the clip they got it from.
You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this
Leave the damn squirrels alone!
no U leave the fishies alone!
Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.
