sad Swedish Chef noises
Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?
Don’t fuck with squirrels.
squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.
Viscious? I think you meant viscous
Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They’re not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.


There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.
I think it was called “the little mermaid”
I’m assuming it’s this one? I admit it’s been awhile, so I don’t remember the plot:

Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?
I’m pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.
Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.
god forbid men have hobbies
Is this a warning for dolphins?

This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand’s Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.
If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?
We don’t have squirrels in NZ anyway.
How can you not have skeerls?
Leave the damn squirrels alone!
no U leave the fishies alone!
Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.
You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this
Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown
Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes
Mantan Moreland fan or Beasty Boys?
Beastie. But I’ve seen the clip they got it from.
AI slop
Yes, everything you don’t like is ai slop…
I mean that’s been mostly true in the last couple years… AI slop or neo fascism… Sometimes both :(
Not a chance. Just good old fashioned Photoshop.

How am I supposed to say no to this?
Did you get that from Koi Me The Horizon or just happened to source the image from wherever they sourced the koi footage? Or am I horribly misguided

No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.
cuz I put up a sign!









