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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

please do not the fish

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please do not the fish

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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    4 days ago

    sad Swedish Chef noises

  • faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf
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    4 days ago

    Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?

    • Digit@lemmy.wtf
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      4 days ago

      Don’t fuck with squirrels.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.

    • elucubra@sopuli.xyz
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      Viscious? I think you meant viscous

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They’re not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.

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  • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip
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    There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

    I think it was called “the little mermaid”

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      I’m assuming it’s this one? I admit it’s been awhile, so I don’t remember the plot:

      Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?

    • edgesmash@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.

      • bstix@feddit.dk
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        Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.

      • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip
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        5 days ago

        Relevant

  • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    5 days ago

    god forbid men have hobbies

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    5 days ago

    Is this a warning for dolphins?

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    This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand’s Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.

    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca
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      If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?

    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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      We don’t have squirrels in NZ anyway.

      • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        How can you not have skeerls?

  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
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    Leave the damn squirrels alone!

    • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 days ago

      no U leave the fishies alone!

    • gtownjim@piefed.ca
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      Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.

  • Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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    You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this

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    Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown

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      Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

      • gtownjim@piefed.ca
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        Mantan Moreland fan or Beasty Boys?

        • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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          Beastie. But I’ve seen the clip they got it from.

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    6 days ago

    AI slop

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      Yes, everything you don’t like is ai slop…

      • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
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        I mean that’s been mostly true in the last couple years… AI slop or neo fascism… Sometimes both :(

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      Not a chance. Just good old fashioned Photoshop.

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    How am I supposed to say no to this?

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      Did you get that from Koi Me The Horizon or just happened to source the image from wherever they sourced the koi footage? Or am I horribly misguided

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      Co2cKeN8yaIHvtq.gif

      • killea@lemmy.world
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        No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.

    • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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      cuz I put up a sign!

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