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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though

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Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    ? why am i getting shot? i am not a horse!

  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You’ll always be third to a horse girl after the horse and her daddy’s money.

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      2 months ago

      Hey now, some of them earned their own way.

      • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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        1 month ago

        These are old

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          Huh?

          • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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            1 month ago

            Those who earned a fortune to buy a horse are old, like 25 or even older

            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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              1 month ago

              So?

            • boonhet@lemmy.zip
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              1 month ago

              25 is old??? Dude there’s an island you should check out, you’d love it there

              • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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                Leonardo DiCaprio island or what

    • INeedANewUserName@piefed.social
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      2 months ago

      Horse then Dog… then maybe you can hope for third if you are useful that day…

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    2 months ago

    Free oats!? Sign me up!

  • jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    no. that’s a cohorse girl.

  • BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world
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    This is missing a lot of points in both categories

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      Yeah. Like, they already own a riding crop.

  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    "Can you ever really OWN a horse? :) "

  • THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world
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    I’ve been with one horse girl. Sheeeee was kinda insane, looking back on it.

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      They usually are, even more so the wealthy ones.

  • mgrecca2026@lemmy.zip
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    i like riding horses though

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    I forget where, but I heard somewhere “the average horse girl’s ass looks like two bowling balls in a plastic shopping bag”

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      I’m trying to picture this. However all I can imagine is their ass skin being torn to shreds as two chunks of solid ass meat bang loudly on the floor.

      Not sure that is exactly what this means.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        No, you got it

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You mean a girl into horses.

    I mean a girl who is half-horse.

    We are not the same.

    • Bipauler@sh.itjust.works
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      an apple a day

      • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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        Apple a day. I thought of this.

    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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      Is this what bronies want?

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        You don’t want to know what bronies want.

    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      TIHI

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NKwfxDuBCbY&list=OLAK5uy_liEf-tPPe-A6fUrQCPO66tWP2e7-ASSLA&pp=8AUB

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      Siigh, umamusume live action? No no, this is MY bad for not expecting it, should’ve seen it MILES coming… 🫩

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      1 month ago

      Hey, Doctorow, I found the reverse centaur you were going on about

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      That horse has two front-facing eyes. If you see it, run. It is a predator.

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    2 months ago

    https://youtube.com/shorts/WhIzdU5Om3E

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