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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

A fork with three tines should be called a threek.

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A fork with three tines should be called a threek.

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • mcqtom@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    We’ve been calling them that for decades. Where have you been?

  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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    Lol, enjoy the upvote.

    But that would be a trident, no?

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      1 month ago

      Then why isn’t a four-tined fork called a quadent?

      • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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        I think we’ve found the real solution to this problem.

      • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
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        28 days ago

        Or a “frident”.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    Sheldon was right, it’s a Trident.

  • doctorspike@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    What about a “thork”?

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    1 month ago

    what would we call a antique sardine fork?

    • Admetus@sopuli.xyz
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      1 month ago

      A backscratcher

    • netvor@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      foreachk

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Compadre?

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      A monstrosity

    • Quilotoa@lemmy.caOP
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      1 month ago

      a mutant

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      I don’t know but I want to burn its owner at the stake upside down so he has to scream through the drippings of his own rendered fat.

    • ___@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 month ago

      Sevenk

    • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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      1 month ago

      That’s a rake

    • SolacefromSilence@fedia.io
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      1 month ago

      Septork of course!

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1 month ago

      Annoying to use

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      A freak

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    1 month ago

    Only if the fork can be called a fourk.

  • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    That thing you use to poke at stuff on the grill is called a toque. A spear is a onek (pronounced “wunk”)

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      Instructions unclear, I now have a grill poker stuck into my head and my head is still cold.

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    No, a three tined fork is a tiny trident

  • Onyxonblack@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    *Thrike

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    it would be a rake if its more than 4.

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    1 month ago

    So chop-sticks are “Oneks”

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    1 month ago

    Fish (plural) should be fiish/feesh

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      1 month ago

      What about a school of fish?

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      The meese and moxen did not agree to that.

  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Trident

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    1 month ago

    A fork in the streets…

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    1 month ago

    A threk*

    It’s “fork” not “fourk”, so removing a letter should be a rule.

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