A pie to the face is a good reminder to the target that if some schlub can sneak a creamy pan past their security and shove it in their face, it would have been that much easier to sneak in a Saturday night special.
This method is best saved for those that may still be spooked away from the dark side.
For the others, Saturday Night is always on the menu.
this but the bomb pies from spongebob

s/pie/brick/Don’t waste good food for no reason.
A rope, on the other hand, is still good after being used once. Say, if you hang something. Or someone. Not that I’ implying anything.
Noël Godin, the man who did that, just passed away some days ago
Respect to him.Remind me please, the cake at Bill’s face, did it change anything? How about “the cake” from Luigi Mangione, did this one change anything?
Talk to a doctor or nurse - the ease with which insurance requests went through for at least a month afterward was comical.
I’m not sure about how things are now though, maybe more pie is needed
Despite it mostly functioning as a self serving tax write off, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation did some good stuff before the pie to the face wore off. I’m sure that’s Some with an asterisk. It felt like they threw money at everything for a couple years in the 90s.
It started conversations, but then they all stopped when arrests were made. Now if more people threw pies all the time, and did so anonymously, and at more targets, we might have a chance to change things. We can’t just let one person take a stand and then take the fall while asking if it meant anything. It means something when the example is followed.
…lol youre gonna have to do MUUUCH more than that. If you know what I mean…👀
Cow pies
To everyone in this thread saying “I’d never do that, I don’t want to get shot”

Remember when we used to hang or behead powerful people we didn’t like? Yeah, that wasn’t just one time in France either.
Cinderblocks would be more effective (for legal reasons this is a joke)
We should bring that back, but with bricks instead of the pies.
We use milkshakes in the UK
My wife advised me not to make the comment I was going to make.
What was the comment you were going to make?
“My wife took so many pies to the face, when she stepped on the bathroom scale it screamed!”
Was coming to say this, they’ll sue you into oblivion






