So, he wants to give a free medical checkup to every worker, or is he going to make them pay for the cameras?
Last time someone threatened to put a camera up my ass, it was a doctor
EDIT: We’re married now
Fuck! 2001! Blast from the past!
Jokes on you I do every 5 years.
(Schedule your colonoscopy folks)
How would this work
Just that part is all you take issue with? It’s a (probably AI generated) cartoon character, not a real tool of revolution.
No but i honestly don’t feel like to become the “AI gen police” and go oj every post and comment and mention every detail that is AI gen, so i just scrolled past this slop after i wrote my comment
Apparently we live in an age of business owners who want to drive people away from their businesses.
His billboards always set off my “giant-douchebag” reflex, glad to know it’s still working.
More specifically, he’s threatening colonoscopy. Endless surveillance of your intestines.
And we’ll put a falling blade in your neck.
If it’s up my ass, is it facing inward looking at my colon or facing outward looking at my underwear?
In the 90s, there was a funny website that had an article on the “world’s first rectal camera.” It was an article so I think it covered the “why” and “who” and “how” and everything. When they got to the photos, they were just normal photos with a round black border around them.
It was funny. I wish I could find it again.
Genuinely how hard is it to at least pretend you’re not a nazi pedophile while being a nazi pedophile?
Not that I’m complaining necessarily. At least they’re making it easy to know which companies to avoid.
They were very good at it for a long time. Now, they don’t think they need to be, because they believe they have a lock on the power.
Yes ok, if you really want to see it, but I gotta know: how many raccoons is one camera?
Gotta be less than 2 according to the meme.
but will it feature a flashlight? or night vision? or heat vision? or infrared? so many questions…
Surround sound.
It has Electrodes for delivering motivational shocks.
Here’s an idea, and I’m just spitballing here… What if for every 1 Million dollars of net worth you have, you have to rub down your genitals with fresh stinging nettles for 1 minute?
Elon would have to do it for about 2 years
Elons the type that would probably enjoy that.
He ain’t got no gemmatuls.
This highlights a major flaw with the idea, because that’s not nearly long enough
Yeah, it’s not a really practical idea anyway. There are diminishing returns, after the 20th minute it wouldn’t be any worse and your body might actually start to get accustomed to the sensation.
I would suggest they have to do it once a day for five minutes contact per million dollars and they have to cycle between stinging nettles, poison ivy and wild parsnip.
Sometimes I feel like a simple…70% power jab to the head when billionaires say stupid shit would stop them saying a lot of dumb shit.
I feel like we could easily go up to 700,000,000% with much better results
