What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
Lol xD jajajaja
What is orange and sounds like 🦜 parrot ?
An orange parrot?
🥕 carrot
Fun fact: carrots used to be purple!
That image is gonna stick in my head
I’d never pick up a curved stick if I found one, wood u?
Said the tree to the… other tree?
Unfortunately the other tree had to leaf.
What's orange and sticky?
Fantastic!
WOW! xD
What’s sticky and brown?
a Brownie!
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
A bell?
a cow!
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
spoiler
a brick
What is blue and even worse for your teeth?
Tap for spoiler
A brick thrown extremely fast.
What’s brown and runny?
Spoiler
Usain Bolt
What’s pink and slippery?
Spoiler
A pink slipper
The one I’ve heard is: What’s about a foot long and slippery?
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Spoiler
Blue paint
Lol
Loll jajajaja
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
Unemployed!
Nothing, because boomerangs aren’t alive, and therefore can’t hear you when you say something to them.
You have made a powerful enemy today…
You get it.
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one.
It’s a… it’s a… um, late for dinner? 🫣
sHITTY BOOMERANG!
oh dragon.
Poop.
PEANUT BUTTER!
Are we just naming things dogs like now? (I guess poop also ironically fits.)
PANCAKES!
Hi
Touche!
Wet clay is also quite sticky
What’s Blue and smells like paint?
Blue paint.
What’s Red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
