I mean… It still 100% works and has roughly the same meaning in that context.
“They got destroyed!”
“They got fucked in the ass!”
Same difference 🤷♂️
You do have to be careful, though. I got myself a ban on a text based MMO back in the day when I was a dumb kid for saying I raped and exam.
In hindsight it was very insensitive
I wouldn’t say insensitive, just a shock for the other test takers.
HAHA
When I was like 5, I mixed up spectacles with testicles.
‘I can’t do the test today teacher, I forgot my testicles at home’
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch.
But wallet (if I had one) would be same side as watch…
Am I banished to heck?
Had a teacher who would say “quiz-ee” instead of “quiz”. He stopped the day he said “test-ee”.
Edit: As a bonus, he taught Biology…
I had a friend, we were like 12, who was quizzing our biology teacher and eventually she asked him what the biggest orgasm was instead of organism.
For some reason when I was a kid I thought Spanish and Chinese were somehow related.
Chinish Spanese
Sometimes, they are 🤷🏻
(Specific Spanish and Chinese people, I mean)
When I was 10ish I mixed up organisms with orgasms. Talking to my adult brother-in-law and sister “there are a lot of weird orgasms in this level.” Contra.
Wow, you really like Contra.
Yeah, but in a weird way
Probably not far from what actually happened to the O’s
“We got Gomorrahed out there!”
So many people traveling the Oregon Trial got dysenteried.
I am very curious what exactly their dad was yelling at that moment.
Huh? It seems like “we got obliterated out there” would mean the same thing in that situation, not sure why that would tip the poster off as to what sodomize actually means.
I think it was the dad yelling, presumably telling the kid they shouldn’t say his favourite team got fucked in the ass, that tipped the kid off to the meaning.
OK, I completely misread the post. I somehow read that the father yelled that…
Damn, they really raped us in the ass out there huh?
Our assholes got obliterated
(When they learned the meaning they didn’t stop saying it like that tho.)
I mean… If it works
At some point when I was a young kid and hadn’t learned anything about anything, I got it in my head that “condoms” is an abbreviation for “condiments.”
Fast forward to watching the color drain out from my poor mother’s face at a restaurant when, after being asked if we needed anything, I calmly and with a completely straight face informed the waitress that we could use some condoms.
The youngster’s precocious, certainly.
My aunt was horrified when I told her I made a condom…I had made apartment with LEGO and just learned the word “condominium”
Oh god, a LEGO condom… You thought stepping on a LEGO was bad… Try sticking a whole sculpture in ya
When I was a kid, my parents had a dog that was already getting up there in years, named Arthur. At some point it was explained to me that he was moving slowly and getting tired more quickly because of his arthritis.
I thought my dad was saying ‘Arthur-itis,’ as a way of saying the dog was getting old and frail. I discovered my mistake when we were at my grandmother’s and I blamed her taking an hour to get ready to go out for dinner on her ‘Nana-itis’
Just needed some condom mints
At 9 years old I excelled in English. My teacher gave me the extension task of finding 10 words to add to a spelling list every week. Part of it was using the word in a sentence.
I misremembered the word ‘substitute’ one week, and my sentence for the word I chose instead became “Contact lenses are used as a prostitute for glasses.”
Somehow I was still allowed to continue the extension tasks after that.
When I was still in junior school, our team lost badly at football. I went home and told my parents we were well and truly buggered. (That’s what Jamie had said and I thought it sounded appropriately drastic.) Mum gasped and sternly said my name, and Dad sternly said that I shouldn’t use that word. I asked why not. Very patiently, he explained to me what it meant. I was a little taken aback and did indeed stop using that word.
In all fairness, it the British peoples’ fault for coming up with goofy names for non goofy matters.
May apologise on behalf of my people. I shall endeavour to only call it rectal intercourse from now on.
I don’t get it, what does it mean? Well and truly buggered sounds very polite to me.
Anal intercourse (usually between human and animal)
Wow, TIL…
I thought it just meant “bothered”…
I don’t think the animal bit is right.
What?! Dad didn’t mention animals, just “some men”.
That’s why I said usually.
I think in British English buggered literally means to have received anal intercourse and figuratively means for everything to have gone wrong for you. Synonym for shafted.
I’ve never heard it used in reference to sexual crimes against animals, so I don’t think “usually” is right.
Well… he’s not wrong.
He’s not correct, either; he’s just less wrong than he’s correct.
Exodia, sodomize!
my grandfathers deck has no pathetic cards but it does contain the power of SODOMY
