At 9 years old I excelled in English. My teacher gave me the extension task of finding 10 words to add to a spelling list every week. Part of it was using the word in a sentence.
I misremembered the word ‘substitute’ one week, and my sentence for the word I chose instead became “Contact lenses are used as a prostitute for glasses.”
Somehow I was still allowed to continue the extension tasks after that.
Exodia, sodomize!
my grandfathers deck has no pathetic cards but it does contain the power of SODOMY
It’s biblically accurate.
Probably not far from what actually happened to the O’s
“We got Gomorrahed out there!”
So many people traveling the Oregon Trial got dysenteried.
I am very curious what exactly their dad was yelling at that moment.
Huh? It seems like “we got obliterated out there” would mean the same thing in that situation, not sure why that would tip the poster off as to what sodomize actually means.
I think it was the dad yelling, presumably telling the kid they shouldn’t say his favourite team got fucked in the ass, that tipped the kid off to the meaning.
OK, I completely misread the post. I somehow read that the father yelled that…
Still works
I thought it was “Sodom and Gamera” for way too long. Imagine some giant, fire-breathing turtle out there getting attacked by God for being too sinful or whatever
I mean, there’s no proof the fire that destroyed the cities wasn’t raining down from a kaiju. The only witness was Lot’s wife and she wasn’t saying much afterwards
Turtles aren’t supposed to have jets! That ain’t natural!
You ain’t wrong kid
How bad did they lose?
O’s have been swept in their last 3 playoff appearances iirc.
Damn, they really raped us in the ass out there huh?
Our assholes got obliterated
(When they learned the meaning they didn’t stop saying it like that tho.)
I mean… If it works
I mean… It still 100% works and has roughly the same meaning in that context.
“They got destroyed!”
“They got fucked in the ass!”
Same difference 🤷♂️
You do have to be careful, though. I got myself a ban on a text based MMO back in the day when I was a dumb kid for saying I raped and exam.
In hindsight it was very insensitive
I wouldn’t say insensitive, just a shock for the other test takers.
