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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Give me toxic womanizing female Bond

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Give me toxic womanizing female Bond

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Iced Raktajino@startrek.website
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    2 months ago

    I haven’t been to the theaters in a decade or more, but I would show up to see Tig Notaro as Bond.

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      Fuck yeah im in

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        Naw, she should cycle through all of the accents of the previous bonds.

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      I see Brandi Carlile in this role for some reason.

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      I was confused. Then I realised I was thinking of Leslie Nielsen.

      Guys. We should get Leslie Nielsen to play James Bond.

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        He did. It’s a pretty fun movie.

        Weird Al even does the Bond theme for it

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          No, I mean not a parody. I want him to be the next james bond.

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            If it weren’t for the fact that he wasn’t British, he could’ve been the first James Bond. He was only a couple years older than Sean Connery, and was a well-known dramatic actor at the time Dr. No came out.

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            Sorry to break it to you, but he’s dead.

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              I see a challenge to rise Leslie Nielsen from the dead.

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              And loving it.

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      I was thinking Phoebe Waller-Bridge. she’s already associated with the franchise as a writer, and works with Amazon as a producer, and a lot of her work involves problematic queer women. didn’t see the new Indiana Jones she was in, so idk how she is as an action actor, but if she’s half decent I think she could pull it off

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      The actress that plays Judy Gemstone.

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        or… just Judy Gemstone?

        “The name’s Bond. Judy Bond. I have regular woman panties where the string goes up my crack. I have tits. I do sex. I’m carvin’ my own path.”

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          And you just left me leaving a snail trail at this poker table seat. Sup boy?

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