But why lesbian though? Shouldn’t she just fuck twinks and make them straight
One deeply underrated aspect of this post is a woman taking the name James. Women have taken Leslie, and Ashley, and so many other names. But James, an apostle, the brother of Christ! If this can happen, then women can take Paul, even Peter. Because why not!
I’m sure this would sell as well as black Sanpe in Harry Potter or black L in Death Note.
At first I was like “no” then I got to the second paragraph. I’d watch this for sure.
I’d totally watch this in theaters. Also hot. But also fuck vodka martinis. Toxic lesbian James bond would drink pure gin, call it a martini and the only thing she’s eaten that day is about 30 olives and some pussy. She may have some olive juice in her gin solely to make a pass at the bartender by calling it dirty.
Make it a bisexual woman aggressively turned on by older people
That’s just opposite day. What about a muppet Bond who may be an animal/human hybrid?
I like all the people in this thread nominating actors NOT from the Commonwealth.
Hollywood hasn’t had a fresh idea since 1913. It’s all retread ideas.
So I say push the Black Widow. The character is already its own thing. Smart, skilled, powerful. The lesbian angle is good. Womanizing sells in Hollywood heros. Maybe have her fight an evil gang of TERFs or something.
Or a gay James Bond man who sleeps with all the other men.
Or an ace James Bond who isn’t distracted by tits and dicks and just does his fucking job. Still a raging alcoholic because ace tho.
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No Mr Bond. I expect you to cum!”
You must be talking about the Sean Connery inspired character in The Venture Bros
Cara Delevingne would nail this role. Or Kristen Stewart
or Katy O’Brian, she’s a lesbian and knows martial arts.
“Yeah we made the same shitty movie, but listen me now… Now the chArActER IZ A WoMEn!! Plz watch!!”
This post reminded me of this music video
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x38mlpu
The prodigy - smack my bitch up
I want to see a female Duke Nukem.
They did that. it was called Bombshell.
… who is all out of bubblegum?
I just want her to give dollar bills to male strippers with tassles on their nipples, saying “You wanna dance?”
Lmao do it!
Did we have spy thriller Black Widow yet?
