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Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he’s cooking pork chops, and the other half…hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.. I mean from the joke.
A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave…do you guys think this is funny? That’s what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!
Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,
To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,
A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
Terrible curse
He put his dick in it
Mixes everything with his wand
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
If you ask “what’s in this?” you get no answer. Someone creatively applied “a magician never tells their secrets” to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it’s just a fuck ton of butter. That’s the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
That was Mrs. Frizzle’s next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
Pact with Satan
He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy
