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Haha I read that and knew it was posted by you. Don’t know much about you but I like the laughs
Ugh just look at these comments. Same problem as nude beaches. Just a bunch of middle-aged lonely dudes with beer bellies.
All of a sudden, I have a craving to suck watermelon juice off a girl’s tits (or a guy’s 🤷♂️) while she sloppily eats a huge wedge of watermelon.
I just want to be out in the sun eating Violet fruit
You can come to my house and take out your titties anytime.
Yes but no sun. I just want to be out topless on some rocky beach on a cloudy day going to town on a pomegranate
George Costanza’s Caribbean dog dick Bonanza is today. I heard it’s a blast if you’re a dog.
Stuffed, indeed.
my “parent-assigned travel companions” may have the best job ever: travel, chill, have fun, fuck, all expenses paid
Have you considered a foursome? Asking for myself.
it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
God damn I’m envious of everyone involved.
If you bring the titties, I’ll bring the fruit.
Ok, I’m in. But I should probably warn you I’m a 55 y/o fat guy.
We’ve already bought the fruit, can’t turn back now.
Titties are titties
I should probably warn you, I’m a dog
Bryan Griffin? Is that you?
If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see them too.
-Rodney Carrington
Beware of skin cancer please!
Nipple tassels are good for men and women alike!
Yeah, a lot of people’s first experience practicing public toplessness is bad because of sunburn. It’s a solid number 2 in reasons why that doesn’t go well
Skin cancer happens when your at the beach and evolutionary pressure pushed your skin towards Carcinisation
100% enjoyment rate on your commentary but they gave me gonorrhea.
what’s stopping you, isn’t it sunny where you live? just take a folding chair into the sidewalk and enjoy the sun and fruit and titties
I just wanna be somewhere in the sun eating out the fresh fruit of the titied.
Shipwrecked and comatose
Titties out is easily done, but how on earth are you going to make them eat fruit?
If you start with tiny needles, can you work up to sounding rods on milk ducts? If so, could you work up to the size of a currant?
sounding rods on milk ducts?
