I’d remember to remove the necklaces before unloading, so as to not waste ammo.
That depends, if I shoot the baby and they die immediately, as if they took a shotgun blast to the face, would you become an atheist?
I think I’d be convicted of assisted murder…
I’m curious. What exactly happens when the round hits the baby? Does the shot just bounce off? Or is it ripped into a pulp and still giggling?
As an atheist, I’ll never have problems killing babies.
I built a special trebuchet for it
What happens when the baby turns to red mist? Is that just “part of God’s plan”?
Okay, but no joke, if removing a crucifix suddenly allowed me to turn a previously indestructible baby into red mist, I think there might be a god and he might have had a plan or foresight into this whole boondoggle
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” - Arthur C. Clarke
You’re too eagerly jumping to conclusions.
What if the cross just emits a baby-shaped forcefield?
wouldnt it be the anti-christ, since hes technically indestructible. jesus can be killed by normal humans.
He wasn’t wearing a crucifix
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Around his neck I mean
In roman Palestine, the crucifix wears you!
It’s almost like they’re getting it. Yes, fools, if I was shown direct evidence for your imaginary friend in the sky, I might conclude that they do in fact exist. Bring out the babies and the shotguns, by all means.
Needs a Christian to even come up with the idea to shoot at a baby…
“Magic” and such is true but a protection amulet won’t make me join the yaldabaoth
That kid’s eyes are really unsettling
It’s AI image gen.
Which, considering how much I hate it when people Post their baby’s photos, I don’t actually hate this use of ai.
(Seriously. Do not post your kids photos. Even teenagers. Besides the creeps out there, you’ve got companies siphoning it up and using it for their own gain.)
Maybe don’t shoot the baby?
Literally impossible without having Jesus in your hearts.
Instructions unclear, several latino men stuck inside me
While wearing the necklace, can the baby fly? Does it have sharp teeth and can lunge incredible distances with serious force? If they are leaving out this bit of information, it doesn’t help the argument whatsoever.
Next you say a baby is not allowed to lunge incredible distances or have sharp teeth?
If baby follows rules, baby don’t get shot.
Exactly. Be nice and the baby won’t hurt you.
What if baby try and steal from you via crypto scam?
In all honesty, I’d think the previous shells were functionally blanks.
You have to do more troubleshooting first, like backing up to widen your spread first to see if the shot leaves a baby shaped outline in a sacrificial background target.
Maybe use multiple boxes of ammo, different brands, different shotguns, etc.
You don’t take an opportunity to prove the existence of a god and just whip the necklace off as step two.
They get weirdly intricate with their baby death fantasies
I haven’t build my identity around not believing in gods. Show me compelling evidence and I’ll reconsider. Shotgun pellets bouncing off a baby would definitely offer food for thought.
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