Oh god it’s the pillow princess meme for realsies
That is an absolutely incredible mental image.
I may just be a humble penis operator, so excuse the ignorance, but don’t they make toys for this situation? Something the sheep lack?
I’m also just a penis operator, but the joke to me is that neither of them is capable of initiating anything, just waiting for the topper
Ah, that makes sense. Thanks, friendo!
Serious question: is this as big of a deal with lesbians as it would be for gay men?
as a lesbian, i have no idea and would also like to know
A different interpretation: a “bottom” doesn’t like to play the penetrative role in sex, and so two bottoms become frustrated in a sexual scenario with each other.
Not surprising considering how many human lesbians do the same thing when interested in another.
I’m so offended by how absolutely correct you are
>:(As a human male I have never felt so strongly that I belong to the opposite sex.
I know this is probably a joke, but you are aware that freezing up and being unable to make a move is a common thing for all genders, right?
Of course. I just thought the comment was very egg_irl-like.
The lesbian black widow spiders have entered the chat…
They are all bottoms
This is even better than gay swans
oh i’m not being fooled today.
I just think that’s really nice.
Sounds like rams could have a similar problem where they both think they want to kill each other
… but end up having sex?
Yeah, but i won’t get into the mechanics of how it all plays out. Ask the scientists for more information
I just can’t find the paper. One Link to Harvard gives 404. Yay for the censorship of lesbian sheep
yeah this is kinda fascinating, would read
That’s why my main advice to any woman seeking women is to make a move. Like, girl, you can’t just sit there looking pretty at a gay bar and hope to get a girl, most of the women there are already trying that to no luck.
this is why dating has become orders of magnitude more difficult for me after i quit drinking. my entire strategy was drinking enough to drown out “what if she thinks I’m being creepy, what if she’s mean, what if i say something stupid and get ostracized” until i could finally hear a tiny, slurred voice saying “lol wouldn’t it be funny if you talked to that girl you think is pretty and it turns out she can tolerate your presence” enough to go talk to the girl
but now i am 31 and my cells have decided making enough alcohol dehydrogenase is too much of a hassle and i have decided being hungover is too much of a hassle, so now i just drink soda in the lesbian bar trying to look available but not pathetic (it’s not working)
Ope, yeah. I’m the same age and currently facing the increasing brutality of hangovers pushing me to be more responsible with my drinking. It hasn’t yet hit the point of not being able to take advantage of the liquid courage to talk to people. Fortunately I do have a sober trick from my crippling anxiety days of psyching myself up to just cross the point where it’s more awkward to stop. It’s weird to think I was stone sober when I tried a stupid line on my now wife lol.
And yeah I think the big trick is to learn to casually chat with anyone and to learn to flirt. The first gets you comfortable and the second lets you figure out if someone is interested. I’ll admit I rarely make moves on someone because she looks available, but because she looks interesting or she’s been interesting in conversation.
psyching myself up to just cross the point where it’s more awkward to stop
this feels related to my executive function trick of “go do it for 5 minutes and then you can stop if you want” (i rarely stop after 5 min)
so i might try this. ty <3
Yep! It’s very similar because I didn’t really understand the difference between my anxiety and executive dysfunction when I was a teenager figuring out how to cope with them both.
Good luck!
me_irl
I hope the author manages to fix their space key
they’re waiting for someone like you to come along and fix it.
Yeah, I can’t tell if s/he just had trouble finding it, or s/he was trying to… build new words??
most likely copied from PDF, thus the line break is copied properly.
Lesbiansheep
I read it as lesbianship at first
“They” is a word that exists!
Where is the metaphor
UselessLesbians.jpeg
Eweslest?
The joke maybe is that lesbians are shy and often do nothing if they think someone is cute. Just like standing still.
Ahye I get that totally, but it just says it is a metaphor inside the image so I was confused because I was expecting layers
Schroedinger’s lesbian sheep
