Does it stay on, or is it blinking?
You have to pay a monthly subscription for blinkers…
That’s the swipe left signal, obviously…
It’s pointing at the speed you should be going. Stop impeding traffic.
Boomer humor
Gen z comment.
BMW drivers objectively suck. It’s timeless, and crosses generations.
Beamer heamer
Oh shit, your house blew over onto its side. You should probably get that fixed.
They drive a BMW they wouldn’t live in a house that small.
It’s just an investment property. They can ignore it.
Hire Purchase car that costs more than the house it’s parked outside is very much a thing.
That’s 20+ year old old BMW. It probably is the owner’s house
BMW: Why do my turn signals hurt?
Morpheus: You’ve never used them.
Too lazy to make the actual meme tonight. Someone else do it for me.
Lol this is good, I also request a copy
I want a copy too, but I’d feel bad forcing OP to make three of them
Stupid economy
Sometimes someone can afford something in the meme economy.
One for you
My man
No lie i was going to say “in this economy” at the end lol nice
And one for you
And one for you
I gotchu
Must be stolen. No BMW owner would ever use those.
That one is only relevant to other drivers that aren’t you so don’t worry about it.
Tide directional sensor. It’s just showing where the moon is, you can ignore it.
My car has “BMW style” turn signals. When you flip them they don’t move to a different position. They always just flick back. And they try to just always reset themselves on both turns and lane changes. I’ve mostly gotten used to them but occasionally you get into this infuriating loop where if you change your mind about a turn or lane change and you go to flick it in the opposite direction to reset it, it thinks you want to turn in that direction. And then you do it again in the original direction trying to fix that.
Anyway it’s hella annoying. After three model years with this feature they reverted it back to the normal way. There’s an aftermarket wiring harness you can buy to retrofit your car with the older stalks.
My point is I have a little sympathy for BMW drivers since they have these stupid turn signals and it’s probably so entrenched in their loyal customers they can’t change it.
On my old 2006, you can nudge the signal arm part way (like where you would hold it to signal if you want it to go off after you release it) also by going to that position in the direction you’re already signaling. You don’t have to go past the bump and you can do it in either direction.
I miss old BMWs. They’re just like the Coach purse of cars now
Best “car guy” trope I’ve ever heard is that BMW signals work fine and the drivers use them. They just emit a spectrum of light that the poors can’t see.
As a BMW driver myself, I’m on the opposite end of that spectrum. I signal my intent to an obnoxious degree. If I get into an accident, the other motorist can’t claim they didn’t know where I was going.
You have to oversignal in modern BMWs or the wheel vibrates and tries to correct the other direction. Forced merges, lane splitting, any deviation from straight down the middle even when it’s obvious that you have to do that thing, the car bitches at you if you don’t signal.
The first thing they teach you in bmw driving school is how to deactivate all that shit so you can still be an asshole on the road
They know their drivers.
Well if it’s their word against yours, since you’re driving a beemer they’ll automatically believe them when you claim you were signalling.
I own a 2025 BMW and the fucking thing’s lane assist will actively and agressive fight me if I try to switch lanes without putting on my signal lights. I am not your typical BMW driver, so of course now I make it a habit to use my signals, not just to turn or exit, but also to switch lanes.
My boomer energy cousin just deactivated the feature in his car.
the fucking thing’s lane assist will actively and agressive fight me if I try to switch lanes without putting on my signal lights
That sounds like fun when you’re trying to avoid a collision.
It’s not that strong, vibration and a little force in the other direction that is easily overcome, especially when you’re turning hard to move quickly.
I didn’t signal to change lanes until BMW made a car even more obnoxious than I am
Weird flex, but OK
“not your typical bmw driver” >has to fight the lane keep assist because they refuse to use turn signal.
Dear fucking man… Self report harder.
Just ignore it man. Mines been doing that for months.
Green means good. Do you stop at green lights or red lights?
