Oh, they’ll still be illegals. This is likely Donald’s plan. Take Venezuela at the 51st state and then deport everyone living there now. It’s the only way he’ll ever reach ICE’s deportation goals. You don’t really think he’d let all those Venezuelans become citizens, do you?
Never gonna happen, but if it did why not split it into multiple states? Really cement the democratic advantage
It would mean they’re not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.
Venezuela will be a new arena 51 where american sciencist will do reverse engineering of technology of illegal aliens.
“Used to”
He still does, but he used to too.
(sorry, mitch)
He’s no longer healthy enough for Viagra
As if that would stop him from trying to stuff his flaccid penis where it doesn’t belong.
Whhyyyyyyyyy.
~deletes brain~
Probably McDonald’s too. Yet here we are.
What do you think the Trump-Epstein Friendship Ballroom is for? National security? /s
There’s no way his weiner still works.
Used to?
When do you think he stopped?
His cock stopped working
As if that would stop him from trying to stuff his flaccid penis where it doesn’t belong.
There’s an image that will stop you ever sleeping again
I think he stopped, involuntarily, for a bit after Epstein and Maxwell thing. But only because he lost easy access and the people left in that ring had to keep a mich lower profile for a bit. It’s surely well past that now though, I really wonder what the group is ATM.
Thanks for the new one. Been using this one for a while now.
Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?
yes, and you’re a long time getting it.
They keep voting to stay away. And I don’t blame them.
Republicans: “Congrats Venezuela, you are now America’s 51st state! Go be Americans!”
Venezuela: “Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks.”
Republicans: “No! Not like that!!”
gerrymandering intensifies, most of Venezuela’s congressional districts are now in Texas
two Democrat senators
They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.
*laughs in Puerto Rican*
This is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won’t be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3
Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what’s happening in Palestine.
The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.
He can feel the dying of the light and is now fully into his legacy shopping faze.
They were illegal when they got here, so they are still illegal. They have to go back to their own country, and re-enter the US properly.
Of course, when they get there and find out their own country is now a US state, and they can’t enter it, there may be some confusion.
Ah, you see, by “state” he really meant “unincorporated territory” where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.
Lol, Venezuela becoming a state would be terrible in so many ways for so many people, but I enjoy the thought that it would flip the house and senate away from republicans, and Trump would spend the next three years getting nothing done.
Oh so, a fiefdom?
What an old name. Since the 1600s everybody prefers “colony”.
Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.
They won’t be legal immigrants this would make them citizens.
Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.
This is exactly why this will never happen. Same reason the US only annexed the sparsely populated portions of Northwest Mexico after the war when they could have conquered the whole country. But gaining thousands of non-white citizens is too odious for white-supremacists to stomach.
Did he post this right after his visit to Xi? Bet China has a tape from Epstein’s hidden cameras bought from some Mossad asset. Its Steel Dossier 2 Electric Goodbye Taiwan Boogaloo.
