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[A dog is walked by an old lady wrapped in a blanket siting in a wheelchair] Old Lady: A doggo! [Close up of the old lady’s happy, yet not all there expression] Old Lady: A heccin good pupper. [A Nurse rushes to the Old Lady’s chair. The dog stairs at the Old Lady, the owner off screen] Old Lady: 13/10 good boi. Dog Owner: huh? [The nurse wheels the Old Lady away] Nurse: Don’t worry no one understands her- Old Lady: Could be a fren.
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What’s 13/10?
There’s a Facebook page called “we rate dogs.”
Such good. Much rating.
I don’t know anyone who still talks like this…
Maybe you need to volunteer at the local nursing home.
Rare pupper
pupperino
I love pets a lot but all the weird words like heckin pupper boi doggo is so fucking stupid.
Cringe.
Aww, widdle cringey boii hecky pupper
Does this mean that people will return to speaking normal English in the future?
Of course!
Here’s the start of a really good series, all in normal English:
Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú engendred is the flour; Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth Inspired hath in every holt and heeth The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne, And smale foweles maken melodye, That slepen al the nyght with open ye, So priketh hem Natúre in hir corages, Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages, And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes, To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes; And specially, from every shires ende Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende, The hooly blisful martir for to see, That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke
Middle English, yeah, that’s Chaucer from 700 years ago. Hearing someone read this is a treat, though. It is an amazingly musical language, I feel much more so than Modern English.
To be fair, survival bias. This is the poetry that was so beautiful and engaging it was repeated and preserved for 500+ years. I’m sure there were vassals trading japes in Middle English who didn’t rise above the erudition and imagery of your average teenage wastrel shooting the shit in Modern English.
And there is still plenty of good poetry being created, which I can’t always appreciate fully because I don’t get the references or even some of the words. Which will last? Let’s check back in 500 years.
All I understood was “longing folk to goon on pilgrimages”. That thing never changed!
Ugh, this gives me PTSD from junior year high school English class, we had to memorize & recite that Chaucer’s Canterbury tales 🤮
And in junior high they probably didn’t clue you into the bawdier bits of the individual tales.
I said junior year in HIGH SCHOOL. Eleventh grade. Our teacher told us everything but I didn’t care. I hated it all.
“normal” is relative.
In other words, no.
This is just translated to today’s standard English. Future English obviously will become a tonal language, where all expression is based on different intonations of the word “skibidi”.
Nurse: Chat what is blud yapping
There’s a difference between being funny and referencing something funny. This isn’t humor, it’s recall.
Totally recall…
Wow. Such True. Many Funny.
ERMAGERD
ZOMG
Cool beans, roflcopter.
We did successfully revive “23 skidoo!” and “bee’s knees” during the third wave ska and swing band craze, so it’ll be interesting to see what eventually works it’s way into youth’s slang lexicon.
My roflcopter goes soi soi soi.
5/7 perfect score.
5/7 with rice!
Oh lol. Never realised how 5/7 is so close to 67.
11/7 with rice.
fr fr no cap gyatt rizz
“This adulting thing is hard. I guess I’ll die.”
My least favorite phase is “adulting”.
When I hear it, I want to respond with, you mean taking care of shit on your own? Because you’re not living at home?
Early 20’s it’s cringey. When someone is pushing 35, I want to vomit on them.
I usually just say “I feel like the people who are good at adulting don’t use the term ‘adulting’” and get a “yeah, that sounds about right” in return.
When someone is pushing 35, I want to vomit on them.
Out of context that’s quite a statement.
It’s a weird kink, but I’ll own it.
seethe more
“I don’t like it when people say ‘life is hard’ in ways that I disagree with. When I hear it I say ‘you mean exact synonyms that take longer to say?’”
I think there’s a brief window of time that it fits, like college-age when young people are learning how to do a bunch of stuff for the first time.
After that, it just sounds like arrested development (as in “perpetual adolescence”, not the show).
After that, it just sounds like arrested development
This is triggering me to start the series over again… It’s been years since the last rewatch.
I just blue myself.
It doesn’t seem to bother me as much as others in this thread. I just read it as being responsible or doing the daily shit you are supposed to do. Which is often annoying to do.
It almost sounds like something that could have come from Seinfeld, predating the term by almost a generation.
There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”
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Right? Much better to get your skibidi rizz on than have your cortisol spiked by 67 mogged millennials.
I’d argue its a different kind of “bad” humor, with the aging millennial style being cringey and painful to hear vs just plain stupid
I make jokes about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIFF_(Usenet) and /. and no one already understands me.
Ey, I know B1FF! Idk what you mean by /. tho.
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Aw shit am I outing my age when I say “pupper” god damn it.
Idc I love my lil pupperoni and cheese!
Don’t worry, the smol puppers and doggo frens don’t care, and theirs is the only opinion that matters.
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