Awfully cisnormative for a Pride post
False
Yeah I was about to say trans folks exist lmao
Okay but then you still have same sex person jacking you off, that’s hella gay were you a dude, gal or anything between or beyond
Got 'em.
-tto?
Yeah, kind of weird to have an LGBTQ+ pride post forget the T.
why would i otherwise?
Wrong. My hand doubles as Jennifer Lopez. She likes tacos and burritos.
Ben Affleck has entered the chat.
He’s ugly but he’s cheap.
Joke’s on you, I wish I were a woman
Joke’s on you, you are a woman
So you are being given a handjob by a woman?
Inverse if you are a girl, everytime you masterbate you’re getting fingered by a girl
me, a lesbian: awwwww yeah finally gettin some from a girl 😎
He knows what he’s doing and I love him.
He’s easy and available, though I honestly wish I could find someone who suits me better.
& it doesn’t cost me one single penny 😅
Thank you off-brand skeletor!
Frankly, it’s not that good. Checkmate!
Wait-
Yeah, not everyone can afford to just buy a Thai girl to take care of that.
Nah my hand just identifies as a women during it 🫡
Yeah, but he’s sooo good at it.
Hell yeah, sister.
