Bone Apple Pie
Why not none? Bones are a terrible affliction.
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You can add new bones to your body any time you please
I’m having my doctor remove mine,rather i’m trying to he’s not being very cooperative
I already have boneitis. If I could just get rid of my bones…
Are you hitting on me??
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Fuck off with your bullshit again, octopus. We don’t have a damned choice.
I’ve been found out!
- ink cloud go! Swimaway swimaway!
Adjusts monicle and puts flat cap back on. That some of a bitch… We were so close this time.
I’m having flashbacks to creationist boner dinosaurs
OP’s mom doesn’t seem to mind
If he had just one bone then we wouldn’t rattle when we walk.
Imagine thinking we could walk with just one bone.
Pretty sure you wouldn’t be able to even imagine because nature would have wiped you out before developing that skill
Why do I keep seeing the stuff I see in Instagram in lemmy?
I’m just one big boned
Flexibility. If everything was a thick, rigid bone we would be far less agile.
Energy. I imagine maintaining bone density for thicker bones would require more food to be consumed.
Medical. Breaking bigger bones would be more traumatic and debilitating than breaking smaller bones.
Dog treat kinda bone
I have but one bone to give!
Humans are the only ape not to have a penis bone.
i feel cheated somehow.
Lol I’d be keeping a tally on how many I broke off. You don’t actually want that.
That is a horrifyingly more elaborate piece of equipment than what I would have expected
I’m glad we don’t. Makes us more flexible so we can fuck in many different positions and angles. Could you imagine doing all of doggy style and missionary and cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and riding and all the other positions with a dick that can’t bend like a willow branch? Oof
Having a bone is perfectly normal for around half of humans.
For a human having two bones is not normal. Also for 3 bones, 4 bones and so on. Curiously having a few bones is normal for some animals, such as dogs.
Then it’s normal again for humans to have around 206 bones.
This is one of life’s great paradoxes.
Ok I do get why we aren’t just one big bone, but why don’t our palms and feet fuse?
Can you imagine stepping on a rock when every bone in your foot/ankle is fused?
Seems like a recipe for broken bones and never being able to run anywhere, ever.
Edit: I shouldn’t need to explain why the bones in your hands aren’t fused, assuming this initial comment isn’t a joke in the first place.
No actually this was good I forgot about rocks and that we also bend our palms to grip things. Sometimes u get a brain fart
Sometimes brain need help
Those are the ones we move the most.
Because then they would be immobile without any joints between the bones. If they were one big bone, they’d essentially be a block of wood shaped like a hand/foot
We’d be doing the T-pose but unironically
But if you wrapped muscles around the rigid bone frame, we could probably still wriggle and flop about. We’d find a way, it’d be okay.
T pose with serifs on the T, probably
Like an unrendered humanoid character model in a video game
Capitalism in a fucking nutshell.
I once met a person with Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Her bones were fusing together and over time she became more and more immobile. She’s probably dead now. I hope that answers your questions.
That’s horrible. In the end, did she get chucked into her grave like a frisbee?
I heard they just propped her up in the foyer. She probably looked like the image on the right.
The human body evolved for resilience: having a large number of bones provides redundancy, meaning that we can break many bones and still have at least one to spare.
It’s also partially a vestigial trait, as our ancestors needed to do a lot of boning in order for the species to survive - nowadays we don’t need to replenish our numbers as much.
That explains why no one would sleep with me. It’s not me, it’s just biology.
