Real missed opportunity to say
This skeleton wants to bone
That is a great Headline(?) of the post. Took me a minute to get.
Also made me think, do especially tall people have more vertebrae?
Do all humans have the exact same number of bones?
why?
that seems incredibly random.
Not even one little extra bone?for the first part imma say no. giraffes actually have the same amount of neck bones as a human!
for the second part imma say yes. because stuff like polydactyly exists and happens so
I will look this giraffe thing up, that is madness.
Evolve some more bones you weird yellow sky-lawnmowers.
Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.
“How long are your guts” would work on me.
If you fall for those tricks, you’re boned.
you sure?
How long are your guts?
Uh, which set
Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.
I assumed they are long, but how long!!!
I need a banana slug for scale
guts mention
Do you like Huey Lewis?
Draw me like one of your French skeletons…
Textbook humor
“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”
Viagra and long enough, let’s bone
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
Would you like four more? 😉
Best I can do is three fiddy :/
Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.
I can rearrange them for you!
but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy
Okay Conquest
That was maybe one of the most brutal scenes I ever saw
He’s just lonely
