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Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
Next round’s on me 🍻
What’s this from? I want to hear it.
Well somebody’s gotta warm up hell before ol’ Mitch goes downstairs
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.
That was kind of the plot of the movie
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Well it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing.
Actually, maybe he already is…
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
I don’t think I like your attitude
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
Death comes by the dozens
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, “It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell.”[374]
That is so awesome.
If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.
That doesn’t narrow things down much.
Not on my bingo card
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
Lol, me too.
Good riddance you spineless cum sock.
