Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, “It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell.”[374]

That is so awesome.
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
Well somebody’s gotta warm up hell before ol’ Mitch goes downstairs
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
Removed by mod
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Removed by mod
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.

That was kind of the plot of the movie
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
I don’t think I like your attitude
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.
That doesn’t narrow things down much.
Good riddance you spineless cum sock.
Not on my bingo card
Next round’s on me 🍻

Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.

This is how I find out Lindsey died?
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
Lol, me too.

What’s this from? I want to hear it.











