Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.
well you’ll have to become some kind of moon-man or make space travel as everyday as owning the common horseless carriage.
So you’re saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?
I don’t know what to do with this information.
Become an astronaut?
No he did that ro get out of Ohio.
Whats an Ohio?
Apparently a place that inspires people to leave the planet.
Not saying he didn’t. But you don’t get to just go to space for liking missionary
Boii, she thickkk
Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.
They’re holding up half the sky, brother.
I eant to be cursed too… please…
So jokes aside, why is it titled this way? Or is the title actually a joke?
Edit: https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/
Meh, looks like he’s probably just using it as a synonym for damned, so just classic boring religious condemnation of horny. Though in fairness he may just be using it descriptively and playfully the way we now use “naughty” I guess?
From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/
The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.
So it was the old “naughty”?
Hah, whoops, I edited this in before I saw your response! Same research!
[this is sartre]
Yeah, just puritan bullshit. Appeal to male insecurity, too, at least the types that get upset at the idea of a woman having been touched by another man. And then those negative feelings get protected onto the woman, of course.
To shreds you say?
Octave tassaert sounds like a shape I’d learn about from an hour long youtube video.
wakes up from topology nightmare
Where can I get cursed like that?
Craigslist
Fetlife probably a little more reliable
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.
Feeld is the closest in my experience, but the real trick is to run in sexually libertine circles. Also to be young, because the older you get the pickier you get about your orgies in my experience.
Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
my favorite popsicle flavor is DICK!
I’ve had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I’ve found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone’s unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn’t think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)
My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.
If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.
Oof, yeah, that’s gross as hell. I imagine that must make the already pretty demoralising experience of online dating even worse. Guys like this get super defensive if you call them out on this transphobic bullshit too.
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Ha. That’s adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you’ve-got-planned!
Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”
I don’t recommend Craigslist ended in the hospital after hooking up from that sight.
Worth it?
Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that’s how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.
Poor spiders always getting blamed for staph infections.
Yeah never bought the spider bite excuse. But what doctors put in the chart.
I mean…that doesn’t sound like a Craigslist problem… that sounds like a you problem.
So you got an infection from shaving, nicking yourself, and getting horseshit on it… the craigslist hookup was merely adjacent to the thing that landed you in the hospital.
Your original comment made it sound like you got catphished and beaten…
Yeah well I wouldn’t have had that happen if I didn’t hook up with someone on Craigslist. Wasn’t even that great of sex.
You could’ve met them at the library and the result would’ve been the same if they asked you to shave. Doesn’t matter how the sex was.
don’t be too hard on them. they’re so dumb they got horseshit on their open festering wound of a dick and can’t understand why it’s not anyone’s fault but their own.
dude probably votes republican.
So is this what Christian Hell is like?
This was porn in the days before photography
Can I also participate in this curse? I’m gay I just think it seems like fun
Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?
Followup question, did the painter crank it while painting?
Spoilers. The cursed woman is the painter
I’d say more blessed than cursed
Maybe there was a lot of beef in her polycule or something. He wanted to paint the backstory but never did get to it?
Maybe she needs vaginal intercourse to orgasm and this is just endless foreplay.
“She carries a terrible curse.”
“That’s bad.”
[OP image]
“That’s good!”
