Last time I found a wallet full of money I returned it to the owner, so I guess probably that. Stupid conscience…
Same. I would feel bad a long time about ‘what if that was my life savings I somehow lost after withdrawing for some reason’. It’s not 20 bucks or even a hundred, I don’t know, my conscience would drive me mad.
Yeah. You can tell yourself it’s a drug dealer, but it’s mostly a paranoid, slightly senile old person who’s been carrying their retirement around in their pocket because they don’t trust banks.
I would return it too.
Im actually a child of Fate and Circumstance
There is no fate but what we make
Same with god then
Donate it to charity. And I am definitely a charitable cause.
Charity begins at home, on EBay.
I’d probably listen to Admiral Ackbar, and walk on by.
Yeah no normal person is carrying that much cash. Its either a trap or a crime.
The closest normal reason I can think of is a poorer person having to pay rent in cash to their underhanded landlord. Such a loss is devastating.
But the police probably aren’t getting it all back to them though, esp since theyd have to go in and ask (AFTER dropping it off), including explaining their carry amount. NZ cops aren’t as insane as US cops but they’re overstretched and these jobs aren’t a priority for them.
…so I’d rather look for contact info of some kind, but then we’re back to trap or crime.
I thought that was Dionne Warwick.
I thought it was Cake
Absolutely this. NYPD used to set up “stings” where they’d place a wallet like this down and then arrest the first person to pick it up. Doesn’t matter if you were going to take it to the police station to turn it in or not, they just arrest you on the spot.
For what crime?
I found an article that backs this up. Still not sure precisely what the crime is. Theft, I guess?
https://www.policemag.com/news/nypd-lucky-bag-sting-snares-300-offenders
The crime of being too poor to afford a lawyer.
New York Personal Property Law § 252; it doesn’t have any name, it’s just an unclassified misdemeanor.
But we actually have a word for this type of offence in Sweden, “fyndförseelse” (discovery misdemeanor? Not very easy to translate). Basically, if you find something, you have to return it immediately (if you’re aware of who the owner is), and if unknown you need to leave it to the police as soon as possible. But the fun part is, if the rightful owner doesn’t make a claim within 3 months, you become the legal owner and can do what you want with it.
My apartment is right by several bars, and my backyard is one of the more secluded places in the area, so I end up finding stuff all the time; clocks, jewelery, etc, from people who think it’s more appropriate to piss on my wall and grass instead of using the bar’s toilet. Most of them claim their stuff, and that makes me happy, and the rest I can choose to sell or donate it to the government.
So if the NYPD isn’t lying in that article, I don’t see any “gotcha” with it… other than there’s probably more impactful stuff they could be doing.
Well it’s something like entrapment. They’re just creating fake crimes to catch people. It’s like making a robot who antagonizes a pedestrian until the pedestrian assaults the robot, and then charging the pedestrian with assault even though it was a non-feeling robot.
From the article they consider it to be theft if not turned in with all contents. So not arrested for picking it up, but also entrapment bullshit in my opinion since police love to keep unclaimed cash for themselves. Criminalizing that for regular people removes competition.
Well that’s easy to solve. Turn on phone camera as you walk up to it, look around and capture the surroundings, and then pick it up. There’s your evidence. The case would be thrown out.
The case would be thrown out if it made it to a judge with that evidence. But the stings were often a pretense to initiate a stop-and-frisk where additional charges are going to get trumped up. Then they’ll lock you in a room where they just need to convince you that any one of those charges might stick, you’ll have a criminal record, and your life is over. Now you’re plea-bargaining down to a misdemeanor because the cops lied and intimidated you into avoiding a trial where your evidence would be presented.
The obvious answer is “lawyer up immediately,” but many people can’t afford lawyers. So now you’re getting an overworked, underpaid public defender who wants to spend as little time on your case as possible. You know what they’ll tell you? “Take the deal.”
The system as it is right now is designed to favor the state. Judges and prosecutors have been trying to reduce the number of jury trials for decades, often arguing that they’re cumbersome and time consuming. Fewer and fewer people get their day in court. Around 95% of US criminal convictions these days come from plea deals where no one had to present evidence. Instead of proving guilt beyond a reasonable doubt to a jury, the police and the DA just need to convince the accused that the state is too tough to fight.
entrapment bullshit
Yeah they’re creating a crime to catch people at. Aren’t there real crimes out there to solve?
The situation described in the article would not be entrapment. Presenting the opportunity to commit a crime does not constitute entrapment, usually you have to be coerced or tricked in some way.
The article is from a site called “Police Mag” and quotes NYPD representatives. I would take what they say about how successful, fair, and justly enforced these stings were with a grain of salt.
It literally says they stop-and-frisk if the “perpetrator” didn’t immediately return the wallet to the officer. On a crowded street or subway, it’s very possible to see a wallet on the ground and not see who dropped it, and now you’re getting pulled into one of the most bullshit warrantless search practices of modern policing?
Ok that’s a little different than being arrested for picking up a random wallet on the sidewalk.
Picking up a wallet? A succulent bursting wallet?
Theft. Pickpocketing. You’ve got a wallet that isn’t yours, so you must have stolen it. Nevermind that the office arresting you put it there and watched you pick it up, because it’s your word against there’s.
It was a quick and easy way for cops to hit their quota, even if the DA didn’t end up prosecuting. Although usually they’d at least try to threaten you into a plea just to help their conviction rate.
My word against where’s?
Thanks. I should just stop using lemmy on my phone. Autocorrect continues to make me look stupid.
I’ve been using the FUTO keyboard for a couple of months after Florisboard was driving me nuts with the typos (I refuse to accept that I have fat thumbs and dislexia). So far it’s a huge improvement. It does take a while to ‘learn’ to change to the correct words when I hit space, and I’m always choosing the right word (when I remember to, lol) to improve the suggestions over time. Also, I had to get some good dictionaries for it. I liked Swiftkey a lot, but I not willing to bend over to the surveillance, so in my opinion, this is the best FOSS option I could find.
Might be a bit pedantic, but it is good to note they’re not actually FOSS, they’re non-commercial source available.
The intent is somewhat reasonable, you can’t use their source to make a commercial product.
That said, i’m pretty glad the FOSS community doesn’t work that way.
Also of point, i trust them far more than any of the other non-FOSS options.
Thanks for the correction. I edited that part.
Heliboard.
It was a quick and easy way for cops to hit their quota, even if the DA didn’t end up prosecuting
I feel like if that sort of thing happens, you should be paid extravagantly. None of this “okay you can go” business after you’ve been fucked around.
Great way for an officer to get fired and the city to be sued. Without proof that they didn’t attempt to return it to the owner there is no theft.
Also most states have a time period for returning such property, and it isn’t minutes it’s days
…what? Where do you live that cops get fired? Certainly not the US.
And, yes, people have sued the NYPD. Often and repeatedly. That has only changed how they define their practices, not what those practices are. For example, NYPD officially stopped having quotas for stop-and-frisks after the lawsuit ~15 years ago, but everyone inside the department knows that if you have the fewest stops, you’ll get worse assignments and are more likely to be passed over for promotion.
I grew up in central Florida and it used to happen quite frequently. Officers do shady shit, city/county w.e gets sued, grand juries force restructures and people being fired. The NYPD may be covering each other’s asses better or something
New mountain bike
Cram it up my ass.
Do those things that Christians would never do. You know - help the poor and immigrants.
Wym? He clearly put this in my path 🙏
Yes, he put it there as a TEST. A test to see what you’d buy with a fat wad of cash.
God when I spend it on hookers and blow instead of wasting it on charity.

Hooker named Charity. Problem solved.
Maybe one of those hookers is doing it to to pay her way through college and then law school. Her goal in life is to become lawyer working for charities and doing pro bono work for those that need help.
Pro bono work, courtesy of pro-boner work?
Support your local entrepreneurs!
As a child of god? Burn it.

😅
The fuck is that?
IIRC the OP said that the bank forgot to remove the dye pack from the envelope when they withdrew a large amount of cash. Might just be a tracker though as I’m not seeing any dye.
But there is floss like string running through the bills, it looks like
Nice. I never even noticed that… although now that I’ve taken a closer look that black thing behind the bill with the board certainly could be a dye pack!
Lots of interesting engineering stuffed in there… I’m going to have to do a bit of research. There’s got to be an article somewhere. I’d imagine that a great deal of care went into something of this kind; you’d want it to go off on a delay, never in the bank, potentially if the money was removed from the envelope… that’s probably where the string comes into play.
Fascinating!
An old $20. Wow. Haven’t seen one of those in forever.
Buy 1GB of Ram
* 1MB
*1KB
*1Byte
* 1Bit
Could just have a lamp at that point
Nahh 1bit RAM don’t bring moths back!
*1 bit
1bit, but on timeshare, so only on weekends.
1 deci-bit
1 sub-bit
You’re such a dirty bit, you like that?
So how does this work? Do we just polymarket out what we think the bit will do?
I’d pee on it to mark my territory
Oh, god, not dog. My bad.
In that case I’d pee on it to mark my territory.
This is perfect for the NYPD entrapment operations mentioned by another comment under this post. Imagine their surprise when they realize they have ro deal with a urine-soaked wallet now. You’d probably still get arrested for disturbing the peace or indecency or whatever charge that jurisdiction uses to arrest people without an actual cause, but it would be worth it.
I’ve never been in the blotter, if this got me in the blotter I would absolutely print the article and frame it for all to see!
If you make t-shirts, I’ll buy one and wear it frequently.
❤️❤️❤️🤣
On the internet no one knows you’re a dog.
Shhh! Secret!
I mean, apparently I can just go apologize to some dude in a little box at church and get off scott free so…
Yoink.
Clearly God wants me to have that. Wait that’s what a Christian would say.
I’ll find the original owner
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Put the wallet in a safe place.
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Locate the owner.
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Kill them.
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Pay off credit cards.
Awfully kind of you to pay off their credit cards so they can rest in peace without the shackles of debt.
They might have gone to the Ferengi afterlife, after all!
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