I am a bisexual guy from Turkey, this is old news.
From what I heard these days you just go to a psychiatrist and act a bit gay. Then if the psych is not an asshole they give you something called “pink certificate” which makes you exempt from military service.
But like, I would give my nudes to the government if it means not doing military service. Nobody can make me serve for any country
My compulsory service is currently on hold because I am studying in university. Me and my boyfriend are planning to go the the military psychiatrist together to get pink certificates for both of us. Once we finish uni and gtfo of family home ofc
Based (of you).
Does Turkey not allow for conscientious objection? Or is it just far too difficult to meet their standards?
conscientious objection
In a country where saying anything bad to the flag is a crime, that is literal treason. You’ll probably get your citizenship revoked just for asking
glory to the Turkish master race
I don’t know for sure but “send gay nudes or get drafted” sounds a little gay.
Pumpkin, it’s not just any gay nudes of yourself. It’s gay nudes with very specific asks. The kinds of asks you might expect from a patron of your OnlyFans account. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
There’s something wrong with it if there’s a threat involved.
That’s what makes it hot.
“I’m not gay, but I need to you take some gay photos for me”
“and I need you to do this specific pose otherwise it doesn’t count”. There is probably a sub for it, too!
“So Eddie, we’ve been best friends since first grade, right?”
That will be next wave of text scams: “You are due to be drafted, unless you send nudes of yourself getting railed up the ass, with your face showing, and either a big smile, or some other expression that demonstrates your pleasure. It must be accompanied by a 500 word essay about how much you enjoyed it. In detail.”
I think it’s like the bear hunter joke where you have to keep resubmitting it for even more clear close up photos.
“hey there burly bear”
Apparently it’s the gay man that takes it, not the gay man that gives it in Turkey. Wild.
Getting fucked is gay. Doing the fucking isn’t. Duh /s
If it’s the same sex fucking it’s gay but your likely being sarcastic
Definitely sarcastic, but also, that is a traditional belief in that area.
Yeah it’s the same with, kissing is too gay
The Roman attitude still persists in the region, I guess?
Romans fucked up everything from beyond the thomb. The echoes of corruption ring into eternity…
Meh, just archaic. In ye olde times it wasn’t gay to fuck, it was gay to be fucked. Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, modern times Turkey, etc.
Until Arthur Prostate made his big discovery.
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The hat stays ON during whatever the fuck this is.
Totally not gay.
🎵 human centipede, human centipede 🎵
No one gets left behind
Please tell me you have a source for that
That would break my dick ngl
You just need to add more men so the diameter of the fuck train increases
Determine the maximum angle you can handle, x.
360⁰ ÷ x = number of men required.
Put that in a geometry textbook!
I need someone to get to the bottom of this.
It’s for men with already broke dicks. Usually these rings come in pairs, with a clockwise and counterclockwise group based on broke-dick-handedness.
Real large gatherings do end up with further segmentation based on severity of the hook
… does this qualify as clownfuckery?
Typical Saturday with the boys
I knew it was possible
Military: Recruiting soldiers. Sorry, no power bottoms.
Soldiers: awwwww :'(
Big, strong, military men must always come out on top.
Nah, it says to be excluded you have to be the “passive partner” so power bottoms are still allowed.
But what if I get pegged by my gf? Does that count?
Inquiring minds want to know.
We need the pics. For Turkey.
Gobble gobble.
Military recruiters:
And the photos must show you as the passive partner
So I guess you and your partner have to switch positions and each have a photo to get out of it. No two for one!
So I can’t be gay if I’m the one sucking dick?
Not according to them!
Of course not. What a ridiculous idea.
No, I think the dick SUCKER is the gay one. It would have to be the RECEPTIVE partner, not necessarily the active one.
Who’s catching the cum? That’s the gay one.
You hear that?! It’s only gay if your recieve so you can pound as many man-ass’s your dick can handle!
Historically speaking, this isnt wrong… Im not a historian, but I think its recorded that alexander the great and Julius Ceasar were known to bang dudes, but it wasnt considered gay back then because giving dick wasnt gay, only receiving was…
Throw in that athenian politician who has a name I never remember… One of the ‘charges’ against him was that he was acting as a bottom despite being older. The athenian pederasty had the older man taking a younger man as ‘appropriate,’ while the reverse was viewed as scandalous.
There is something about Caesar being mocked for being on the receiving end when he went to Asia Minor early in his career. Although that was probably slander, it shows this was viewed as a negative.
“No dudes are banging me, that’s QUEER! I do all the banging around here, the rest of you are the Queers!”
Alternative explanation - the Turkish army is okay with gays as long as they are dominant.
Which… strangely makes sense.
even between heteronormative gays that logic is normal and that’s why i despise them any time they belittle bottoms
I mean we’re not going to explain bottom shaming to the Turkish military but the bottom does not have to be sub. Dom bottom is absolutely a thing.
Yeah, but I like girls. Will they let me out if I like ugly girls? Or fat ones? C’mon, this isn’t fair. Gays get all the breaks.
Can I charge them for my onlyfans account and they then get plenty prove of gay sex
Finally an ethical application for generative AI
What kind of tax is this??
Blackmail tax, or ‘we’ll prosecute you under anti-gay laws or something later’ tax.
What if you’re not gay just a guy who likes having sex with men
That’s the rationalization that MAGAs use to insist that Trump’s and Roger Stone’s political mentor, Roy Cohn wasn’t gay, he just liked to sexually dominate young blond men. That’s not gay at all, it’s just a power thing.
BTW, just noting that both Trump and Stone were young blond men.
I’d always heard that he didn’t consider himself homosexual because he argued homosexuals were weak people victimized by society, and he refused to see himself that way.
you get news (ur gay)
It’s not gay if the balls aren’t touching
It’s not gay if you say “no homo” first
Somewhere there is some prevented genius Turrk just getting away with it.
Sounds like Turkish military recruiters have a bit of a fetish …
may i suggest they supply a chocolate mold of their assholes for evidence.
Turkish oïl wrestling…
