tvinga din kassler?
Clamp your hams
Just not a good one.
Barely
The last few posts like this that have been made, the comments were filled with people who didn’t get it. I’m getting ahead of that 😤
How dare you help provide context instead of mocking people who don’t get it. This is the internet, non-gender-specific-sir.
Vice your gammon…?
squeeze your meat
I tend to do that when I’m sad
And you call them clamped hams despite the fact that they are obviously plated.
crank ur hog
AWOOOOOOGA
I CRANKED MY HOG MULTIPLE TIMES TODAY BROTHER, BUT I STILL GOT MORE! ARRROOO
I TRIED TO DO WHAT IT SHOWED IN THE PICTURE BROTHER BUT NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A VICE GRIPS LATCHED ONTO MY SWIM SUIT AREA.
AUNT GRETA ISNT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE
AROOOOOOO
AH ROOO
I CAN’T HEAR YOU, BROTHER! AROOOO!!!
…put your clamped meat loaf slice on a plate with Mediterranean design.
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If you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna go “clamp my ham” if you get what I’m sayin… winks knowingly
Squeezy your charcuterie
Pinch your polska
Last time someone pinched polska they got bombed by the British
Compress your pork
Easy there, this is a family friendly comm.
Clasp your Ham
ハムを治まる?
Screw a ham?
“Clamp your hams” is my guess.
