AI generated cutlery?
Nah just posh designer flatware
Too expensive for a joke, too weird for real use. Do they sell?
I assume they would. They aren’t like OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive.
Gag gift for a good friend. That gets passed around to be used at every notable event at the host’s dinner.
I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.
Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine
cow utensils
Don’t know if it’s AI or if it’s real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.
For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?
I want these though
My eyes kinda skipped over “this” in the title and I was very confused about the picture.
I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?
The spoons make me legitimately uncomfortable. I am in solidarity with you
I hope you wouldn’t mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.
Ah yes, a fork that isn’t scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages
Just use the other side
Star Trek flatware.
Is it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
This is the exact type of dinnerware I’d expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?
these could kill an autistic person
