The umlaut tells me there are metal citizens over there, so I think I want to go right.
Do I go on the burger side? Will there be fries?
probably, but only after the immigration checkpoint, lots of airports in Germany have burger restaurants in them :D
The real Bürgers are the fries we made along the way.
Customs is stressful, a burger sounds great, can I get some fries, too?
Some of those signs don’t have the translation underneath.
I see those and think, “Well yeah, I could eat a burger”
An auditor trap?
Yeah, what’s with that map? Don’t recognize that city.
Americans when no burger: Aw man.
As a vegan American traveling in Mexico there were a couple times I got frustrated and ended up just getting an Impossible burger from some hipster looking place, but it did make me feel American as fuck.
You couldn’t find rice and beans?
With my non-vegan wife’s family it was shockingly difficult to find even that. Though Mexican food is dead easy to cook vegan at home, people there barely understand vegetarianism let alone veganism. Things are often cooked in animal fat, meat broth, etc.
Though Mexican food is dead easy to cook vegan at home, people there barely understand vegetarianism let alone veganism.
Damn Mexicans don’t know anything about Mexican food!
That’s obviously not what I’m saying. Have any of you ever been to Mexico? Do you even speak Spanish? Maybe keep your fucking mouth shut if you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
Relax, Gringo. The only thing that is obvious is your holier than thou attitude.
Beans in Mexican cuisine are often cooked with animal fat.
Well damn
TBF, it should read “alle anderen Passe”
Well, the funny bit is that the “All passports” side will also accept EU passports, so if you have an EU passport and the “EU Citizens” side has a line and the other doesn’t (which, granted, tends to be rare), you can go to the “All passports” side.
However that line is much longer, as the processing of each person takes longer to process.
I did it once while distracted and the immigration guy just looked at me with a Wtf face and said, you know you can go there, right? And waived me through.
I feel like in the US, the sign would say “all passports” but everyone would tacitly understand it excludes US passports.
Generally: “US Citizens/Residents” and “Non-Citizens” or “Visitors”
Probably says “invaders” by now and the line is outside an ICE office.
Is it because it says burger?
“Burger citizen”. So poetic.
can fully relate that it must be confusing for muricans
My first time traveling internationally, I was by myself at Gatwick airport. I saw the signs with arrows pointing one way for “UK, Channel Islands, and EU” and another way for “All Other Countries” or something like those. I misunderstood that as being for what your destination was, like people simply connecting in London on their way to some other part of the world, but not leaving the airport, needed to follow the second sign. It was only as I got into the lines that I realized the difference was not the destination but what paper you carried. I think since then in other countries I’ve seen them explicitly include “Passports” on those signs, which is clearer.
In Dutch we call the mayor a burgermeester, which can be literally translated into burger master.
Literal translation would be: ‘citizen master’ as ‘een burger’ is a citizen. Sorry to spoil the fun.
ye… and in german it is “Bürgermeister”
It’s burgemeester, without the r, so you can’t literally translate it to master of the citizens. The burg here doesn’t refer to burger, but to burg, master of the bourough
Literal translation would be: ‘citizen master’ as ‘een burger’ is a citizen. Sorry to spoil the fun.
You don’t elect mayors, you elect burger kings
No one will tell me what all this is about–but I will find out.
German does that as well.
There were couple of … um, puppet animators back in the 1970’s who did a bunch of holiday specials, Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass. The villain in one of their specials is named Burgermeister Meisterburger.
Did we all live the same childhood?
You mean the best animators ever?
The villain in one of their specials is named Burgermeister Meisterburger.
That’s the best thing I’ve heard all week. Thanks for that.

This is gold.
the fucking villains fandom wiki 😭
“To help us reach our goal of releasing Star Citizen from early access within more than 50% of its backers’ lifetimes, we’ve partnered with Burger King…”
“This cooperation allowed us to reach our first $1 trillion funding goal that was necessary to reach the next step of our early access journey.”
Why, because they can’t read German or English?
If we learned anything about US in the last years, it’s that yet are not good at reading in any language.
Because they are angry that they can’t get a burger without being EU citizens
Am confuse, it says Bürger, not Burger.
Also it’s singular, what self-respecting American would get derailed by the promise of a single burger? Had it said “king sized double double down meal with a glazed donut burger on the side”, then sure.
not dipped in double cream chocolate syrup milkshake?
because of the “Burger citizen”
Because they’re burger citizens.
Because they can’t read
German or EnglishI was thinking they suddenly have to deal with being “one of the rest” instead of us being subsidiaries of the American Empire, but I like your answer too.
That’s why it now says “All passports”. It used to say “Foreigners” and Americans didn’t think they should go there.
Dang, I like yours too actually. Yours is a little less immature and maybe a little closer to reality 😆













