Start a worm farm. Every left over is FEED MY GAGH
I helped my parents clean out the refrigerator a couple years ago. I found the usual expired jams and jellies and other pickled things that were about 2 to 3 years overdue. But when I went into the freezer the oldest date I found was something that was hovering on 20 years past due. It’s amazing how people neglect their icebox.
I feel like the fridge thinks people can’t change
Its your fault for getting those sloppy plums.
I thought it was the compressor making that sound when I put that food in, but it’s just the fridge either laughing or sighing.
But are there any leftovers of sloppy steaks?
gotta get them REAL sloppy!
They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
Eh, is a part of life. No need to stress this hard over it.
I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.
This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.
Ew, leaving the house multiple times a week?
I shop once a week, and get everything I need for the week. One trip, twenty minutes in and out. No processed packaged foods, mostly fresh and frozen vegetables, fruit, and organic chicken (no antibiotics). Zero food waste, because even fresh vegetables will survive a week in the fridge. On the last day before shopping day, my fridge is virtually empty.
I don’t like shopping, so I made it as efficient as I could.
This is the way. I just buy what I need every day. Barely ever waste something
when i rode transit every day to work, that’s exactly what i used to do. i’d just stop on the way home, then pick up the next bus going my way.
That’s what my parents did growing up. They didn’t have a refrigerator and when they got one, it was super small.

Why does this look like Leslie Nielsen doing an impression of the main guy from The A-Team, while cosplaying as Ric Flair?
Let’s be real, if you haven’t watched Eastbound and Down, it’s worth it just for Stevie.
Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.
I started a compost and freeze all my meat till use. Goodbye, guilt! Those plums are bettering my soil now! I’m stealing south america’s water and nutrients!
That’s why we need to normalize food sharing and foster the community
I still am, but I used to be as well.
At least at our house it’s just more expensive compost.
Throw the plums in the garden, free fertiliser
Maybe even a plum tree!
Even more free food waste!
Infinite fertilizer hack
As long as you live somewhere plum trees can grow! (Cries in taiga)
Yes! Rodent corpses make great fertilizer. Just missing the step where you kill the rodents…
The raspberries and avocados play roulette tho’!
Fuck avocados and their 15-minute ripeness window.
You putting it all on red, or black?
Yes.
guess i’m worse. i buy eggs and sometimes they spoil before i can get around to using them. lost almost 18 so far this year
Dude eggs are good like forever past the date. Just put them in water. If they float, toss them, otherwise they are fine. I’ve eaten them like a month after the date.
thats what i do to test them. lots of floaters










