This comic is kinda old already, but still stays relevant.
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big divisive arguments in the thread
At some point, the “America and Russia are having sex” joke has fully exhausted itself.
It’s all just cope. Totally divorced from the historical moment. Millions of people dead. More slated to die in a hellish conflict with no clear end.
But, “Lolz what if they were giving each other BJs” is immortal.
It’s not really a joke at this point anymore though, just a statement
Yeah i think we’re past laughing.
32 countries that make up the most useless and deceptive organization ever created, second only to the ONU.
This is art
A art
FTFY
What
An Art
Get ready for others also sucking off Russia soon if the AfD victory is indication of anything.
I think at least China, Iran and North Korea could be added as participants on Russia’s side
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Are we counting Belarus as its own country or as the puppet state it actually is?
Why would you count Belarus Oblast as its own country??
More of a remora, aka suckerfish.
It is not like they do it of the goodness of their hearts. It is just a strategic decision for them (with actually might be what the comic also implies any ways…) We have seen how much they responded against Israel. Some like Germany infact went the other way.
The pedant in me cant help but point out that that isnt how shark anatomy works. Male sharks have two analogous structures, called claspers, and they are located on the back of their pelvic fins.
Really I should have said this
Stereo penises.
Humans have fingers. That’s like 5.1 surround penis
Do you like fishsticks?
I like putting them in my mouth.
-Donald Teump and Kanye West
Both.
Governments have relied on the US before. It’s not new.
Both. Its both
I think these days it should be so that the Ukraine fish is larger than the others on the right side combined, including USA
Or increase the size a little and give him a big ass coral drone
Trump asks Zelensky to not attack Russian refineries.
Imagine your country having been invaded, Russia is trying to kill you, has brought in soldiers not just from Russia but from other countries. You’ve toured countless bombed cities, and regularly see soldiers and civilians, men, women, and children missing limbs. You regularly get casualty numbers, names, and stories of your fellow countrymen… for years. Year after year.
…and some fat American President who watches Fox news and is a child rapist, is telling you to go easy on the country invading you.
JK Rowling really likes to make the villains in her books fat. Umbridge, Vernon, Dudley, Goyle. The characters who embody bullying are nearly always fat. She thinks a person’s weight is okay to make fun of if they’re a bad person. Rowling fans like to cite Molly as a counterexample, but I think that’s missing the point. The fact that the narrator is so mean about these characters’ weight makes it clear that weight is on the table as something to make fun of, if Rowling thinks you deserve it. She thinks being fat is shameful, she’s just polite when she talks about nice (cis) people.
There’s a lot of people who think the same way as Rowling when they talk about Trump.
… Okay? Who the fuck cares about little miss TERF?
The point went right over your head
No I got the point, my point is why even bring the irrelevant bitch up?
Yeah, being a US vassal tends to be detrimental in the long run.
It may be damgerous to be Americas enemy but it is deadly to be their ally
- Henry Kissinger (paraphrased)
Ukraine is far from a US vassal state, they also have Europe on their side and have developed domestic military power beyond anyone’s imagination in 2022. They haven’t been listening to Trump at all
Ahh yes, Europe, famously not just an extension of US foreign policy. Its not like the US has spent decades shaping politics in Europe through things like Operation Gladio. Its not as if most of the European nations house American military bases or support the US in all its insane foreign involvements. Its not as if Europe is just spitting billions to Israel. Yeah Europe is totally a separate entity from the US, and with the destruction of Nord Stream 2 its not like the Europeans are reliant on US LNG. Or, you know, the slow devolution of German industry certainty doesn’t envelop Europe under the American curtain even more.
You’re naive if you dont consider the majority of European countries to be little more than US proxies.Charles de Gaulle was right about the atlanticists.
And Ukraine has been a US playground since 2014, do you not read up on foreign policy before discussing it? Both Trump and Viden have had massive corruption scandals tied to Ukraine. The Ukrainian post-coup government was hand-picked by the US, there’s even leaked conversations of the picking being done.
The Ukrainian post-coup government was hand-picked by the US, there’s even leaked conversations of the picking being done.
Right wing national groups, famously large ultras were just way better organised than any other group in Ukraine.
That’s the very short conclusion, for why the initial cabinet was full on nationalists.
Sure. That, and the fact that the cabinet was hand-picked by the US, as was shown through leaked phone calls.
Besides that another question one might ask is “Why were the right wing militias so much better supplied and organised?”
Because sports fans are psychos is the very short answer. The former president didn’t feel the need to suppress Ultra organisations, as he saw them as weekend warriors fighting one another.
It’s quite common world wide that football ultras are among the best organised groups in their local arena. Same shit happened in Brazil, for the protests that ended up getting Jair elected - Despite the majority of demonstrators on the street being fairly left wing. The Ultras were organised cells, that managed to capture the movement and give Jair the much needed push to be a true contender
Jair Bolsonaro? The other guy who got installed with the backing of the US? You dont ever stop to consider that maybe there’s more going on than just “people being psychos”? You dont ever stop to wonder why these movements happen to have the resources, skills and manpower necessary to organise and mobilise right on cue to install some stooge picked out by the US state dept? You really just contend yourself with “because people are crazy”?
You know, I don’t think sports clubs are inherently right wing. More likely the left was selectively targeted like they always are.
Charles de Gaulle was right about the atlanticists.
I have strong negative feelings about Gaulle but he had balls I’ll give him that
Me too, but I can’t disagree with him about the anglos or on what he said about China.
You missed the part where the Viden one was all projection and made up.
As far as I can tell Hunter Biden did have some do-nothing job in the Ukrainian energy sector. Whether or not the specifics of the case were enough for the courts to act doesn’t really matter all that much to me. These two cases are also just handy examples to use when one wishes to point out that Ukraine, after 2014, was the US’s playground.
Cute that you think Europe isnt also vassalized too.
Ukraine has kept bombing Russian refineries regardless of what the US says. Good for them.
I think there’s a German word for this that means both at the same time.
Tragi-comic. Its english too.
Nation states dividing the working class against themselves is sad as fuck. Fuck every country, but double fuck countries that start wars of aggression. Russia and the USA.
