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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I can SHOW you the WORLD

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I can SHOW you the WORLD

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    You can remove an audio track. Best to have MTV music videos playing as well.

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    I mean, fucking to “all the colors of the wind” I could do. Fucking to “riff raff street rat” would be nigh impossible. I cant fuck AND do karokee at the same time.

    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Alternatively you can pick any Nintendo song, should work just as well

  • Plurrbear@lemmy.world
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    Damn Chapelle telling them how to remain pedophiles! 🤦🏽‍♀️

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    “it gets leaked” - eg, someone posts it as revenge porn, which is the case for a lot of sex tapes being “leaked”?

    Something about this meme just feels like it’s trivializing sex crimes.

  • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Just play Hotel California.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      You expect me to fuck for more than 6 minutes?!

      • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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        You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leeeeeeeave!

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    https://youtu.be/cqzWDpjY0Cw?t=22 should do it.

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    Because removing an audio track from a video file is impossible

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      No probs, I got you, just film all your sex tapes while cosplaying as Disney characters

      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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        It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It’s not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

      • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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        And if it’s someone like Lilo it will be taken down for CSAM as well which is a double whammy

        • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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          😬

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        So just normal, then?

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    jokes on you, I always have children’s movies playing in my sex tapes.

    • BanMe@lemmy.world
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      Anyone else find it weird when there’s a pic of a hot guy showing his wanger, but he’s obviously in his kids room, or their toys are all over the bathtub? Like, we can assume you’re a DILF without needing to know their actual favorite Marvel characters. Anyway. Amateur porn always a bit weird.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        guilty pleasure is average moms who take steamy pics with their messy house in the background. I’m talking clothes piles, toys scattered, etc.

        so. fricken. hot.

        I want dirty pics of average women.

  • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is a popular strategy for police brutality.

  • Eddbopkins@lemmy.world
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    That’s genius

  • teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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    Cops do this when people film them now.

    • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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      Seriously?

      • teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, many of them are quite arrogant about it too, doing it, but that film is taken off YouTube because Google is the enemy. I saw a link a video of them doing it in LA, on Reddit, I forget which sub, but there WAZs a lot of talk of how widespread it was went pretty deep in the comments it’s a widespread practice.

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    Disney understands the Streisand Effect and would let it lay unless it got too popular or became a meme or something. Nintendo has porn lawyers who will scrape the dark web for any victims. Fuck in front of a green screen with a Smash Bro tournament playing on the green screen.

  • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    “Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”

    “Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

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    Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song

    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Found Doug Judy’s account

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        • The D Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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          i often think about the writers’ dissolusionment with making copaganda and the fact that they had their main character assist in a convicted felon’s escape.

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    [off topic]

    People shouldn’t be ignorant of their own cultural history.

    https://www.rrauction.com/auctions/lot-detail/350142507230490-disney-the-disneyland-memorial-orgy-black-light-poster-by-wally-wood-41-x-2775/

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      The most disturbing part of that is the revelation that Goofy apparently has anatomical skin flaps and organic buttons as part of his ass.

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        Body modification is a legitimate lifestyle choice.

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