You may want to hold your breath Zuck.
I say TWO cement trucks, just to be sure. We have nothing better to do.
Use sewage trucks, come on did we learn nothing from Saints’ Row?
This is the way.
would that be THIEL tyring to flee to argentina. I read NEW Zealand blocked his bunker construction, thats why hes going to argentina instead.
As is tradition.
Why is everyone assuming the truck is actually filled with concrete? Mythbusters famously demonstrated they can be used to carry, and mix, a wide variety of products.
Like fertiliser contaminated with diesel, for example.
Because trapping them in is just as effective.
Less fun though.
I actually think it’s funnier to just trap them in.
Then it becomes Schrödinger’s billionaire.
A cement truck full of cement is much easier to steal than a cement truck full of anything else.
A cement truck empty of cement would be marginally easier to steal than a cement truck full of cement…
The problem becomes filling that cement truck with anything else, though…
An empty one would be a lot easier to steal, they get filled, driven to site, and emptied. Filling one yourself would mean knowing how to operate the plant.
Getting the AN into it would be relatively easy, you just need to find a loader or telehandler.
Steal? Tell them your plan and you’ll have volunteers!
Just set ANFOgetaboutit.
Concrete
Here is the thing about bunkers. Unless they have installed some way to power that bunker and provide water and food that cannot be destroyed, it’s a self-made trap. They can be ignored and the denizens will die in the cold damp darkness of starvation and dehydration. With a probable side dose of madeness.
They’ll have to have ventilation, so dump as much liquid nitrogen down there as possible. It will convert to gas at a rate of 696:1, and fill every nook & cranny of the bunker with pure nitrogen gas, which will solve the problem within a few breaths.
THEN encase it in concrete, and leave it for some archeologist to discover in 10,000 years.
The tombs of the wealthy will be raided a pillaged like the tombs of the pharaohs.
And like the pharaohs, these assholes really think they’re gods.
Why? All the money is 1’s and 0’s on the computer. I’d not like they physically have a billion dollars in printed stocks.
No, the bunkers are for a post-digital world. Digital money will have evaporated. Those bunkers will be filled with gold bars, precious gems, and art. Also useful barter items.
Also weapons and ammo.
Just find the air intakes and get creative
Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.
You’d essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.
So… you could maybe attempt the ‘killdozer’ strategy…
Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.
Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.
Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.
If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!
Just melt the air vents.
For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.
And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.
… you’d also have to, you know, gather all the required supplies for any plan, in a manner that does not raise anyone’s suspicions, and probably do some tests first.
That’s the nearly impossible part… you will almost certainly be unexpectedly meeting with Mr. FBI during that stage.
If they’re in bunkers the FBI isn’t helping. Society has collapsed. Cut utilities and destroy generators from afar. You can trebuchet tar balls, rocks, anfo, napalm, whatever to deal with remaining resistance. Or yeah killdozer, they’re unlikely to have anything more than .50BMG and construction equipment is fleet keyed.
Fart
this guy stink bombs
That’s funny, but I can’t imagine someone spending all that money on a bunker without a positive air pressure system thats intake has NBC filters, solvent filters, etc. It’d be like shelling out thousands building a gaming rig with a 480i, monochrome, CRT monitor.
You can’t imagine someone like Elon musk or Donald Trump getting a critical feature wrong ?
I can’t imagine either one of them doing something as productive as setting one brick on top of another, much less designing and building a bunker.
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Oh shit we’re doomed
- my dad when I was born
Expanding spray foam insulation oughta do the trick
Fart spray then foam.
Devious. It’s perfect.
How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?
How much surmstrong can it block?
Heh, are you trying to say Surströmming?
yes
Enough to be faaaaaaaaabulous!!!
What’s your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative.
Green is not a creative colour.
OMG flashbacks to those skits
Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.
I like this one.
Just cover critical areas in a literal metric ton of shit.
… Also, if they’re using thermal cameras, random mountains of shit popping up could actually work as a kind of concealment, or confuse them.
There was a Clone Wars book about just this. You can imagine how it ends.
Leave a vent to shit down
Finally a vault that Bethesda didn’t think of.
A vault full of gollums, sealed in with concrete.
Aside from being sealed by concrete and not the vault door, that pretty much is like half the vault experiments. I would even include the Gary clone vault as one. Those clones were fairly gollum like.
Just load it up with angry wasps and bullet ants before you seal it up.
“Yay! Yay! They’ve come to fix the landing pad!”
They aren’t sitting in their bunkers because they don’t need to. People have still too much to lose to try making the concept of consequences real for billionaires.
Yes, but the point is that scaring them now with this idea of the future may help prevent it.
They think their bunkers will be safe in X years and lots of people are going to ensure they aren’t
If they are hiding in their bunkers because of an ecological disaster then we’re all screwed. If they are hiding in their bunkers from us…then we’ll get 'em eventually.
