During high school I was friend with a guy from a village known for their conservative takes. And while this guy certainly wasn’t as left as some of my other friends, he liked to fuck with his football teammates by making the take that gay sex is manly.
Why? Because it involves two men. Hetero sex wasn’t as manly because it involves a girl, and lesbian sex was as girly as it got. His teammates really didn’t get that he was fucking with their worldview.
Now he definitely had very idiotic takes himself, but this one always stuck with me because it’s just so easy to troll any insecure right winger with
Was he wrong though?
As a lesbian I’ve definitely seen plenty of gay interactions that are so gendered that I feel most people of the other gender wouldn’t be comfortable participating, especially conservative straight people. It’s really funny to me how this stereotype of gay people as less gender conforming (while it absolutely carries a lot of truth to it) results in people not even considering that sometimes gay sex is just two really masculine men going at it in a manly way or two women being extremely feminine together.
There’s nothing more alpha than fucking a dude. Let’s just give them that.
“Your dad’s a good wrestler. But I’m better.”
Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow
Don’t insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.
Wtf does Tate have to offer?
prostitution and sex trafficking. But besides that not much…
oh wait I forgot, he doesn’t support the independence of women; just sex trafficking.
To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.
At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.
Alright that’s it, I’m calling his fans “taters” from now on
Tater tots, has a ring to it.
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
You make an excellent point. We have never buried Tate underground to test this. Maybe he can do the same as the potato.
Let’s at least give him reasonable doubt and bury him. Then after 3 or 4 months we’ll have our answer
And risk he’ll actually sprout and multiply?
To run a fair test, we need to divide a body into different sections each containing an eye. Or part of an eye.
Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.
potatoes are actually useful and quintessential
They are hardy and are a great source of starch. Love the potato.
Now you listen here! You got a problem with potatoes you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
Marinate… In butter?
Tater
What’s manosphere, precious?
Apparently being straight is gay lmfao
This is huge if big
Actually, I’m pretty sure his is pretty small…wait, what are we talking about?
There is nothing as manly as gay sex.
It can only be performed by real men. If a women is involved, it isn’t gay sex anymore.
If the sex is between two men and one woman, regardless of who is penetrating who than it is 66.66% gay.
And 100% hawt
Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.
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There was a quote I saw recently that said something along the lines of the idea that if your satire becomes indistinguishable from that which you’re satirizing it ceases to be a joke and just becomes more fuel for your target.
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The Deep on “The Boys” wasn’t as overblown as some people thought.
I’ve heard something about the writers complaining that writing got more difficult because life was getting even weirder than the series or something like that.
Nah. You’re gay.
Can’t argue with the math
Is this actually for real?
https://xcancel.com/Asmongold/status/2060392930695643535
Too many replies to verify the other two.
I thought the same thing, and tried to find the 2 replies. In the grand scheme of things, it does not matter though, because all three of these ghouls would say whatever gets more attention because they are amorphous blobs of shite.
Would it change your opinion of these weirdos?
Can’t say for sure. It wouldn’t change that all these people are trash. Let’s see, if true it’s sad that their stuck in a world that tells them it’s not on to be who they are. And thus feeling like being shit stains of a human is the better than loving the right person. If false someone else is lieing, these guys are horrible people, no lies necessary.
Yes. To be clear, all this makes them even stranger (and deeper in the closet?) than I previously knew.
So… it’s not then?
A deepened disdain is different from general disdain, curse of knowledge and all that.
Wait til you read up on Groypers and ‘operatives’.
Once again I’m reading something about these chuds and drowning in Poe’s law
They really do be like that, no Poe needed.
Happy Pride, everyone!
Someone’s in denial.
