During high school I was friend with a guy from a village known for their conservative takes. And while this guy certainly wasn’t as left as some of my other friends, he liked to fuck with his football teammates by making the take that gay sex is manly.
Why? Because it involves two men. Hetero sex wasn’t as manly because it involves a girl, and lesbian sex was as girly as it got. His teammates really didn’t get that he was fucking with their worldview.
Now he definitely had very idiotic takes himself, but this one always stuck with me because it’s just so easy to troll any insecure right winger with
As a lesbian I’ve definitely seen plenty of gay interactions that are so gendered that I feel most people of the other gender wouldn’t be comfortable participating, especially conservative straight people. It’s really funny to me how this stereotype of gay people as less gender conforming (while it absolutely carries a lot of truth to it) results in people not even considering that sometimes gay sex is just two really masculine men going at it in a manly way or two women being extremely feminine together.
Was he wrong though?
There’s nothing more alpha than fucking a dude. Let’s just give them that.
“Your dad’s a good wrestler. But I’m better.”
Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow
Tater
What’s manosphere, precious?
Don’t insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.
Wtf does Tate have to offer?
potatoes are actually useful and quintessential
They are hardy and are a great source of starch. Love the potato.
Now you listen here! You got a problem with potatoes you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
Marinate… In butter?
You make an excellent point. We have never buried Tate underground to test this. Maybe he can do the same as the potato.
Let’s at least give him reasonable doubt and bury him. Then after 3 or 4 months we’ll have our answer
And risk he’ll actually sprout and multiply?
To run a fair test, we need to divide a body into different sections each containing an eye. Or part of an eye.
Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.
To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.
At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.
Alright that’s it, I’m calling his fans “taters” from now on
Tater tots, has a ring to it.
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Apparently being straight is gay lmfao
This is huge if big
Actually, I’m pretty sure his is pretty small…wait, what are we talking about?
There is nothing as manly as gay sex.
It can only be performed by real men. If a women is involved, it isn’t gay sex anymore.
If the sex is between two men and one woman, regardless of who is penetrating who than it is 66.66% gay.
And 100% hawt
Andrew Tate: "Having sex with women is for total homosexuals.
Me? As a true gangsta that I am, I give and take it up the ass.
I may be known here as Top G but in my cell in Romania I am known as the Bottom G."
I find women so attractive that I don’t care if they have a dick or not. Damn
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The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.
The original copypasta uses “orgies”. Since, you know, you can’t invent something that has existed before even humans.
Dude I heard that joke in the 80s. There’s a million variations.
Least gay men on planet earth right here.
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There was a quote I saw recently that said something along the lines of the idea that if your satire becomes indistinguishable from that which you’re satirizing it ceases to be a joke and just becomes more fuel for your target.
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The Deep on “The Boys” wasn’t as overblown as some people thought.
I’ve heard something about the writers complaining that writing got more difficult because life was getting even weirder than the series or something like that.
Nah. You’re gay.
Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.
Can’t argue with the math
