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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶

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back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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      You dropped something: “

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      The hoomans think we have no weapons, hah

      menacing cat brandishes a razor-sharp  switchblade

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    I also want time away from doom scrolling and, well, the world right now. It’s so depressing. But at the same time. I need to fight boredom so continue scrolling it is -.-

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    im more worried about how intense that elephant is starring into that cats anus.

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      the cat finally found its audience

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    Why you always be making new accounts tho?

    • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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      Because they keep getting banned for posting like a thirsty middle-schooler.

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        I don’t think they were outright banned but they had a lot of mod actions them the last time they were on here from dragging their dramas out into various communities.

        At this point they should probably just be banned on sight for ban evasion but I get the feeling that this place is so starved for activity(especially perceived activity from a woman who will agree with whatever most of the men on here say although I think she’s just a bad actor) that it’ll just be ignored.

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    Idea of a cat sized elephant is much more comforting than vice versa. That would be scary as hell.

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      German children’s television

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        Die Maus is basically the German Blåhaj

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          Looking at those eyes, I think your Maus has been helping himself to your weed stash.

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    The elephant is as tiny as cat.

    Cute.

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    Braces for more shitstorms

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    Are you a meme?

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    But… the orgies are real… right?

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    Welcome back, sweetheart!

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    lel, my client says it’s your cake day

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      It’s because they just made the account.

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        I know, but that shouldn’t be cake day if it’s been 0 years

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    🐘

    🐈

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      🐈

      🐘

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        What have you done.

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          I broke the system.

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      🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄

      🐄🐄🧑‍🌾🐄🐄

      🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄

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        Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?

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          He’s is the son of a shepherd

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        Oh, that’s just Johann, the friendly giant. Don’t mind him. He thinks he’s a cow.

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        Nice but those are some kitten-sized cows

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      Fixed at last

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    its a matter of perspective man

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      The cat’s just a lot closer

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    I’ll be honest, i’m curious if you’re still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much

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      But don’t forget that the double penetration railings needed to have parents permission first.

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      hahaha, no. the trip ended and we parted ways. and they weren’t Vietnamese, lol. I actually didn’t even fuck any locals while I was traveling, the bodyguard duo kept me dicked down well enough.

      I do have a new man now, though, and let’s just say I’m currently living my daddy fantasy. not gonna expand on it for now because I know people on here are gonna flame me for it, lmao.🫣

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        Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I’m really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i’m from there’s not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that’s compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.

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          finding men is easy. I could have a new one every day without putting in any effort if I wanted to. besides, I’m not looking for anything serious right now, I’ve just been having fun and enjoying a few flings since my breakup.

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