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- politicalmemes@lemmy.world
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- politicalmemes@lemmy.world
“Aggressive algae”? Really?
Maybe it’s like the slime in Ghostbusters 2. If we play Jackie Wilson real loud it’ll stop being so aggressive.
If you’re alone when you walk past it, it’ll mug you
I’ve heard it always voted Dems. Like clockwork. Except green.
So agresive it yells to other peoples kids
Suuuuuure. Antifa is so fucking dumb, their genius plan is to sabotage the reflection pool, because that is the thing that will tear down the power of fascists. Hmm hmm, yeah sounds legit. For sure a better explenation than the corrupt guy getting the job because he’s buddies with Trump, without any consideration for any other company, while he cuts corners and cheaps out on shit which ends up with a lowsy job. Suuuuure. The guy looks super trustworthy, and totally not like a Disney villain, so he must be doing a good job. I mean, Trump personally chose him, and Trump is a god so he cannot make bad decisions, he never ever did in his entire life, even molesting kids was a great decision… Right?.. Right? But by sabotaging the reflection pool, antifa will be able to win the fight against Trump and his fascist oligarchs. Yeah, this is what they came up with.
Anyone who believes this shit must have just enough braincells to be able to breath.
The desperation in covering up the lost war against Iran is now so pathetic, they might just release the Epstein files next.
Russia has been at war with Ukraine since 2019 and neither side has won. US has been at war with Iran and they lost within a few months. An illegal war started to cover up the Epstein files. Now a failed job of the reflection pool to cover up that lost war. The US keeps on amazing me they manage to find new lows.
Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?
All proteins are peptides but not all peptides are proteins. Peptides are chains of aminoacids, when they’re long enough, then they’re called proteins.
It’s like Gluten but worse
Elegant string of pearls configuration
The Rock was the basis for false descriptions of the Iraqi chemical weapons program. Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service was led to believe Saddam Hussein was continuing to produce weapons of mass destruction by a false agent who based his reports on The Rock, according to the Chilcot Inquiry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock_(film)
Time is a flat circle
I’D TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTIN’ YOU, BOY!!!
This is what the VX gas from The Rock came in.
The crazy thing is that VX gas is real, and what the movie shows it to do isn’t even half as bad as what really happens.
What exactly VX gas does?
It enters your body through your eyes mouth nose anus penis and skin then you start violently coughing then your lungs stop working due to your muscles not being innervated correctly than you asphyxiate pretty painfully under convulsions. You need to get between 86 μg to 10 mg by intake over the skin to die but other effects are like losing your eyesight or a running nose which can be also permanent and need way less of a dose and it takes about 5-10 hours after dermal contact for the first symptoms
How much time do I have to inject the antidote directly into my heart?
You need Atropin 5 mg every 10 minutes the sooner the better. Further you need Obidoxim-chloride but this is tricky because the longer it takes for you to get it the higher the chance that symptoms are permanent or that you die. If you start to have breathing problems it’s to late but it rly depends on yourself and the dosage when it will be to late. can be after an hour can be after 20.
Atropine, Pralidoxime, and Diazepam within 12 hours of a lethal dose should help a lot. This is assuming that the exposure is less than the ceiling limit or the IDHL limits cause at that point it doesn’t matter anymore.
It turns off your muscles’ ability to relax and then you flex to death. Normally because you’re no longer breathing.
Whole body cramp
New phobia unlocked.
I have had adductor/hamstring leg cramps in the past that were gnarly enough that my muscles bled. Big deep bruises coming up from underneath that looked like I had a broken bone or something.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VX_(nerve_agent)
Is an oily amber substance not a green gas. Afaik gives you a painful spasm followed from the inability to operate any muscle diaphragm included so you get contracted then flacid and die from asfixia. If you happen to survive the sarcospasm you probably wouldn’t get well anyway since the agent messes the nerve receptors forever. It can be absorbed by skin contact and the lethal dose is so low that some symptoms depicted in the wiki are more “supposed” or “by account” rather than a fact fun fact some teorize it would have been what Bruce Willis puts in his car in the movie the Jackal and kills the guy that touches it after. It acts in minutes and survival rate is almost non existent without the antidote…
anyone with a real degree in microbiology would know that you cant keep microbes in those little glass balls with little to no oxygen
this is green dye
I have a degree in Internet oddities if that counts. I know bottle gardens are a thing, where you have a sustaining ecosystem of plants inside a bottle. Could you make them small spheres instead? Maybe?
these glass spheres are sealed tho
A bottle garden can also be sealed.
this is way too small and undiverse to be an ecosystem, and a bottle garden only works because the springtails or other small animals inside produce co2, which is turned into oxygen by the plants or algae inside, and the cycle repeats over and over
You close the microbes in the ball moments before you fire the rockets. They only have to survive the couple of minutes it takes them to reach the target (the pool).
see they even fucking admit it! green die! the left are fucking nuts!!!
I’m literally dyeing over here.
You’re so green man…
this is literally just a photoshopped/dyed wind chime LOL
no, it’s either a screenshot from - or an AI replication of - the 1996 movie “The Rock” starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in which the depicted item is a dirty bomb / chemical weapon poised to wipe out San Francisco using Alcatraz as a base of operations.
I just assumed this gas station/liquor store was selling anal bead strings…
Edit: upon closer inspection, those are hardware cabinets, not shelves stocked with cigarettes. My mistake.
No hardware store is complete without wares that make you hard.
I’m not sure it’s AI. There are people who build screen-accurate prop replicas as a hobby. Here’s a post by a guy who made a version of the beads. https://www.therpf.com/forums/threads/the-rock-vx-gas-build.332887/
Will this turn the frogs green?
Hopefully. Can you believe what the left has done to frogs?

Is this the type of frog where I get high if I lick it or does it just kill me or both.
That’s a one good looking frog tho
cute + gay
It’s crazy how being gay is a lifestyle choice, but the left can also force animals and kids to be gay against their will. Weird that is both of those things simultaneously
Well as experts on what is “natural” christian fundamentalists seem to have a lot of strange opinions on sex, gender, dinosaurs, heliocentrism, etc.
Not only did the chemicals turn the damn frogs gay, it turned them rainbow too!
Even the left made frogs PoLiTiCaL
Shit I grow algae and I get frustrated
It looks tasty.
Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.
WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!
(Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)
Where is the guidance chip?
In the g5 mercury inoculation.
So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

I don’t think the AI that was prompted to create their image knows that’s from a movie.
It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages. Jesus !@#%^ing christ
https://www.reddit.com/r/90s/comments/1072edo/hmm/It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages.
Oh okay.
Jesus !@#%^ing christ
??? You’re angry at someone for not knowing everything?
No, just fed up with the state of things.
That’s definitely not how it came across to me (and apparently, several other people).
Fuck off with this meaningless aggression! Toxicity breeds toxicity.
Fuck off with that foul retort! Being toxic in response to toxicity is toxic! That makes you DOUBLE TOXIC!
Toxic like that fucking Algae?
Algea is DOUBLE toxic!!
Did someone say fucking algae?
You can say fuck on the internet
MAGAts have a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction so yes.
Dear God.
We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.
Oh he dead tho
Fine, call the necromancers!
Wow, i genuinely didnt know.
How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.
It was during lockdown and before the vaccine, shit was crazy
He died about a week before Alex Trebek died.
Son of a bitch! (In my best Connery imitation)
A really elegant string of pearls configuration.
unfortunate quite unstable.






















