Guaranteed to give everyone the lactose shits.
It plays a mean bluegrass
There will be dozens if not hundreds or thousands of people who legitimately review that jug of milk for Walmart for free.
I understand why my dad never came back. 5 out of 5.
I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5
It’s great for washing down that Walmart Fent-On-The-Bottom yogurt.
Not cowgirl breast milk, very disappointing
Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?
Not sure but I’d like to know too
I was very sad when I accidentally spilled it.
No crying!
I pour the milk first.
You need to post a link for that. The image doesn’t help anyone
I agree but it is fun to see the shitposting
0/10 not femboy milk :(
Aged like wine
I don’t know what wine you’re drinking, but may I try a little bit?
0/10 not in a carton
I bought this milk two weeks ago. Once the arduino was installed I fired up the python console and it worked well. The jug is a little flimsy so it doesn’t supper that many computers but it was fine until the fire.
Tried it as a loudspeaker enclosure but the sticky tape won’t stick. 1 star
It’s the perfect shade of white, smack in between ejaculate and Proof Boy. Tastes better than both.
“My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”
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